LEO Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 ..shag pile carpet in her ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted July 29, 2007 Author Share Posted July 29, 2007 ...boudoir... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
val douest Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 ...because the parquet flottant is too hard on her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted July 29, 2007 Author Share Posted July 29, 2007 ...lovely little fluffy chatte.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
val douest Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 ...so I will just pop the recently deceased monsieur in the passenger seat until the widow Beauvais (who is a very demanding woman) is satisfied, and then I'll take him back to be measured up for one of my best oak coffins. In fact if Madame Beauvais is very satisfied, she might let me have a shagpile offcut to line the casket."No, no - you can't do that!" a desperate voice beside him cried, "because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 ...it's almost midday, and it's time for lunch". Without another word the undertaker jumped into his ven and sped off to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Macdonalds.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 ....Vietcong winebar for a pre-prandial aperitif. La belle veuve Camembert was left.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 ...steaming.Then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted October 17, 2007 Author Share Posted October 17, 2007 ...Ramon, the randy ramoneur, raised his rattleing rusty rods..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 at the cows trundling past when all of a sudden......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 the incredibly beautiful voice of the cowherd echoes through the valley, singing of love and disaster. Disaster? Now, who would think that such an event could affect this idyllic corner of paradise on earth and yet, and yet....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 cow cra pped on new shoes.......... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 so, that's fine, the cow pat is nice and warm and smells kind of homely and familiar, unlike the new shoes which pinched and scratched and which he was already thinking of removing and hanging by their laces around his neck....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 to let his blisters cool and his bunions reduce in size so that............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 he'd feel better able to confront Marie Celeste who lives in the next valley and whose hand he intends to ask in marriage, if only..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 she would sometimes trim her beard instead of........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 her privet hedge. Nevertheless, she has this wonderful sense of...................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 ......deja vue and whilst running through the meadows of wild flowers on a spring morning she'd always ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 shed all her clothes as she ran in order to feel the sunshine on her skin. This habit of hers was well-known to the local......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 [quote user="sweet 17"]shed all her clothes as she ran in order to feel the sunshine on her skin. This habit of hers was well-known to the local.........................[/quote]male population who liked to keep abreast of all the comings and goings in the parish.With her clothes off she looked ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 ......vet who also runs through the meadows of wild flowers wearing no clothes and singing.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 sorry i posted at the same time as leo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 [quote user="LEO"]With her clothes off she looked .........[/quote]......as though she might be the daughter of the little fat gendarme who started this thread."What I really need now that spring is just around the corner, is..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 to shed my inhibitions as readily as I do my clothes. Only problem is, there is this little niggle at the back of my mind that.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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