LEO Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad , does tha sell arrs cream?"Chemist replies, Aye, Magnum or Cornetto ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuroTrash Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Tha wants a 'Barnsley kiss' for that, LeoEuroTrash (born in Barnsley) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulT Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 [quote user="EuroTrash"]EuroTrash (born in Barnsley)[/quote]Going for the sympathy vote eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Reminds me of the old joke about the Brummie guy who goes into a fancy dress shop in the West Midlands to hire a costume for a 70s party. He spends about half an hour picking out an outfit with the help of the shop owner. He's very happy with what he's chosen and stands in front of the mirror admiring the flowered shirt, bell-bottomed trousers, platform shoes and Kevin Kegan perm wig but he reckons there's still something missing.The shop owner says: "Kipper tie, sir?" to which the man replies: "Oh, yes please. Milk and two sugars." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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