AnOther Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Did anybody spot this, exquisite timing !http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/786435/BREXIT-BOMBSHELL-EU-demands-UK-number-plate-RECALLED-2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardian Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 There's a good one in today's Telegraph.The piece is by 'Rollo Piaf' and reports that a stranded polar bear (named as 'Lirpa Loof' by the locals has fetched up on a remote Scottish island.This has been brought about the melting of the icecap, but there are concerns that if more turn up and the island becomes overcrowded, then the bears could conceivably migrate further south to Glasgow where they could survive by scavenging the city's dustbins for dicarded haggis and kebabs.The precise location is being kept secret in order to ensure that sightseers don't come to the island and try to lure the bear in to the open with inappropriate food such as Scotch Eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 I'd rather it noshed on the Jocks - starting with Nichola, they like fish I believe ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard51 Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Unlike fish I won't bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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