Chris Head Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Blimey! Looks like it Dick, he just fired a broadside.I'll luv ya forever Uncle Albert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salty Sam Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 [quote user="Chris Head"]I vote he's a teacher ..........[/quote]Go wash yer mouth out Chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salty Sam Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 [quote user="Dick Smith"]Eh?You on the sauce tonight?[/quote]Aye, sitting here with a glass of pussers - purely for medicinal reasons you understand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Oh God I feel sick now Uncle Albert, that drink sounds most unappetising.I could always hold Smiffy down while you thump him Albert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salty Sam Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 [quote user="Chris Head"]Oh God I feel sick now Uncle Albert, that drink sounds most unappetising.[/quote]Have a look here [B]www.pussers.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I think Sam's been tongue in cheek throughout. That's why he sounds like he's got a lisp. [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 [quote user="Miki"]I would rule out the goth though but put the bombo in the frame.[/quote]Miki, you need to tidy up your handwriting. I thought you said "put the bonobo in the frame". You know what bonobos are famous for? Recreational sex, that's what."Their society literally revolves around elaborate, recreational sex. They typically resolve a group conflict with a a nice, long orgy." Just like the good old days here on Living France, eh guys? [:D]Simply oodles of stuff about them on the internet, but here's your starter for 10, if you really want to know how to French-kiss a monkey. http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/WolfFiles/story?id=92729&page=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Speak for yourself SB!![:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I think they are dab hands at solitary sex as well, n'est-ce pas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 You sound most knowledgeable about the subject me auld saus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 Certainly not a couple of ingenues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Dick, will you please stop using words that most of us don't understand? It's just rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Ingenue - hasn't a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I don't need a sausage as my dictionary, just Dick to stop being such a sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 You can't be a monkey and a sausage unless I can be a sausage and a monkey - what say you, Chris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I think the Monkey has delusions of grandeur, hence the big words and the Sausage is a hanger on to the wannabe educationalist aka the Monkey, quite simply the two prop each other up, but not without the barrow boy for support! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted November 19, 2006 Author Share Posted November 19, 2006 Yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I've got some pork scratchings, if they're any good to you. [:D]I don't think Dick's a wannabe educationalist - he's stuck with it like I'm stuck with being forever in search of word games, number games and the like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Yep, they're alot more useful than words no-one understands Phil....god that's the third thing I miss about UK...I haven't had a pork scratching for three years[:(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Got to be real scratchings - not some mass produced thing, like something that dropped off a fungal infection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Oh, pork crackling!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 [quote user="SaligoBay"][quote user="Miki"]I would rule out the goth though but put the bombo in the frame.[/quote]Miki, you need to tidy up your handwriting. I thought you said "put the bonobo in the frame". You know what bonobos are famous for? Recreational sex, that's what."Their society literally revolves around elaborate, recreational sex. They typically resolve a group conflict with a a nice, long orgy." Just like the good old days here on Living France, eh guys? [:D]Simply oodles of stuff about them on the internet, but here's your starter for 10, if you really want to know how to French-kiss a monkey. http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/WolfFiles/story?id=92729&page=1 [/quote] Bit of boo be boo I made there ! I don't mind sharing the tucker or even a little peck, it's the other thing that was suggested in making it all up that made me eyes water [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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