TWINKLE Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 I thought I was dreaming when I heard about this the other day!http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22281498-5012895,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 [quote user="TWINKLE"]Not so fast as I thought you were Woolly. Opas!PINK[:)]Now stop or this will get pulled[:D][/quote]They will have to take the batteries out first......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 [:-))]I'm going out to sing now - please feel free to enjoy yourselves.Alone[:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Twinkle is the forum sewing machine, she's a singer!!! [:-))][:-))] I wonder if I could run my leg along her interlocker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 There is a guy in Santa Monica that has a pet sewing machine (He is American) I can imagine him sitting at his machine sewing his labrador or his budgie! Why would anyone do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patf Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Sorry post deleted, something went wrong with the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Ah the buzz of the machine as it ploughs its furrow, drawing two pieces closer and closer, they vibrating, touching, tense, smoothing their innocence as they draw into intimate contact. The sweet embrace. Vary the tension, vary the intensity, draw the essence of the tissue, cling close, bound, now as one. And the pelasure of that needle, its rhythmix rise and fall.............I am describing sewing here of course.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Ah the buzz of the machine as it ploughs its furrow, drawing two pieces closer and closer, they vibrating, touching, tense, smoothing their innocence as they draw into intimate contact. The sweet embrace. Vary the tension, vary the intensity, draw the essence of the tissue, cling close, bound, now as one. And the pelasure of that needle, its rhythmix rise and fall.............I am describing sewing here of course.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Ah the buzz of the machine as it ploughs its furrow, drawing two pieces closer and closer, they vibrating, touching, tense, smoothing their innocence as they draw into intimate contact. The sweet embrace. Vary the tension, vary the intensity, draw the essence of the tissue, cling close, bound, now as one. And the pelasure of that needle, its rhythmix rise and fall.............I am describing sewing here of course.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 It was so exciting I had to do it twice. And that is only the start.Please note, it is a French sewing machine[:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 When I die, I want to come back as a sewing machine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patf Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 I was trying to post a link to a song about a sewing machine on youtube - nearly as lyrical as tag's description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 I am a machine[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Sorry, left out a word. Please insert the word between me and machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 That word, machine sounds so Italian, so romantic. A word of passion whispered by generations of women: mia machine d'amore for example. Isnt there even a song dedicated to Cat called I wanna be your loving machine? J' aimerais devenir ton machin d'amour. Ta machine d'amour. Clair, if you are hovering, help with a good translation please; How would you say that svp?Still betterer in Italian I bet.[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 [quote user="woolybanana"]Sorry, left out a word. Please insert the word between me and machine[/quote] Are you a vending machine? If I give you a £1, will something drop out of your slot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 You are so coarse and unfeeling. Must be a Brit!That is about the most unromantic statement I've heard in a hundred years. Why not something like "Oh bella machina amore mia please, prey be so kind so condescending, as to deliver to I this little worm of no consequence who falls on his knees before your beauty, some of your delectable and unique produce in return for my insertion into your body of the correct means to make you explode."Just look at the difference. She wants to put out for you now, doesn't she. I mean the MACHINE, hoverers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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