woolybanana Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Well, we usually manage to get there somehow, so along with Normie, we shall be soliciting an invitation to the Royal wedding which I know will fascinate us all. Oh joy, oh bliss, you girlies will be foaming at the knitting needles to make a little wedding something for the couple and to see the details of the dress and doubtless remembering the excitement and magic of your wedding night's (some may have had many, but no comparisons please, not polite), and doubtless the chaps will be having rather sordid thoughts of their prowess on that night (except Normie who slept through it all!).Let us join together with Norman and send them our heartiest best wishes for the future and a happy time.Or not. If we care, or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 how like you this play?Queen:The banana doth protest too much, methinks. With his thoughts of remembring the excitement and magic, he's just a cynical old romantic, and I know he still has his coronation mug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 Alas, mine went down in the hold of the Braemar Castle and died, having served banana food faithfully for many years.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I hope her ring's luckier this time around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 What do you know about her ring?[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony F Dordogne Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 [quote user="woolybanana"] Or not. If we care, or not.[/quote]Put me down as a 'not'. I don't live in the UK, I'm not a 'subject' of anybody in the UK and that suits me fine. The wall to wall reporting on the 'event' is nausiating and that lickspittle Nicolas Witchell should get himself a job putting the toothpaste of Prince Charles' toothbrush, he has the mentality for it - whoops he can't, Charles and sons thought he's 'an odious little man'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 [quote user="Tony F Dordogne"][quote user="woolybanana"] Or not. If we care, or not.[/quote]Put me down as a 'not'. I don't live in the UK, I'm not a 'subject' of anybody in the UK and that suits me fine. The wall to wall reporting on the 'event' is nausiating and that lickspittle Nicolas Witchell should get himself a job putting the toothpaste of Prince Charles' toothbrush, he has the mentality for it - whoops he can't, Charles and sons thought he's 'an odious little man'.[/quote]Tony, you offspring of Norman, you, I am sure we can arrange for your wish and have you put down. Killjoy, misery, traitor, do you honestly deserve more?[6]I pray that your Prince will forgive you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 mail.Mothers ringPity about the initials on the Mug, William and Catherine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony F Dordogne Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 [quote user="woolybanana"] Tony, you offspring of Norman, you, .... I pray that your Prince will forgive you.[/quote]And as for praying for me, as a committed atheist, I am touched by your kind offer of trying to save my soul, I'll take my chances thanks, many have tried to do that previously and have failed miserably. My prince ............ not in a million lifetimes!Long live the Republic and the Revolution !! Norman is the new Che !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Who is going to pay for the frocks ? Does she go on the civil list now ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 I imagine there will be a happy group of amateur sewers and knitters eager to produce a lovely little number for the lucky girl, led by Sweet 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 http://www.ethicalweddings.com/supplier-case-studies/article/oxfam-bridal-pre-loved-new-nearly-new-wedding-dresses/They love Africa The want the help the poor there . She should go for one of these . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 [quote user="woolybanana"]I imagine there will be a happy group of amateur sewers and knitters eager to produce a lovely little number for the lucky girl, led by Sweet 17[/quote]Yes, and pigs can fly....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 Are you referring to Mrs Middleton senior who was an air hostess and mr Middleton who was a pilot. You naughty girl[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Clearly, you know more about it all than I do or ever wish to be! Still, an apt remark on my part, don't you think?[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 You clever little girlie you!!![:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 [quote user="sweet 17"] Yes, and pigs can fly....... [/quote]They have Sweet (White bootees are probably safetest) [:P][quote user="Quillan"][quote user="powerdesal"][quote user="Quillan"] [quote user="powerdesal"]Quillan, I am guessing that you and I are from a similar mould. [/quote]Well if I said I'd been in a few Beverly's and I do really know pigs fly you will probably know then. I'll leave you to explain. [;-)][/quote] I guess you were a little before my time. Beverley in a museum perhaps, more of a Hunter / Vulcan man personally[/quote]Last one flew in 73 at the RAE which is where I got a flight (XB259) its now in some museum somewhere I believe. My first year of navigation training was with the old Varsity (flying pig) flying classroom and then BAC111 (three times as many student stations). No Vulcan experience but been in a Hunter T7 and a Lightning T4. Last aircraft Phantom FGR2 with 29 Squadron for ground attack and recon in the Falklands, we flew to Chile, went on our first recon and they surrendered 6 hours later, must of heard we were coming. [;-)][/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 In these current times of austerity I dare say that William's uncle Andrew could loan the lucky bride a frock. Or perhaps his dad has one tucked away in a cupboard she could use...even his step-mum has an old one come to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Well you know the old saying, something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue!I'm not saying which is which. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 Times are tight, they've recycled the engagement ring; good on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardian Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I can't get enough of this.Have just wheeled a TV in to the bedroom so that we can get through-the-night BBC24 coverage of today's events.(Mostly blokes posted on this thread so far, huh?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 The girls are watching avidly but feminism means they are too scared to reply. Coops and Sweets are already after tickets and idun is preparing to camp outside the Abbey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quillan Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Well Wooly they called her 'Waity Katie' so I think the 'not so weighty banana' could be waiting a while for his invite (Try getting your tongue round that after a bottle of the local firewater). [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted November 16, 2010 Author Share Posted November 16, 2010 QUILLAN, if you think I would get my tongue around another Banana, please...........!!![6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Prince Charles said he was 'thrilled' by the engagement of Prince William to Miss Middleton, before adding, 'They have been practising long enough.'What do you think he meant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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