People of the night

[woolybanana]

Recently the ladies of the night (at least, judging by the photos they are ladies) have taken to sending me emails which seem to offer me paradise on earth. (Norman, patience, I have sent you the link, particularly the one to Laetitia who offers “those little extras”)

These mails all arrive in my google mail junk folder and are quickly eliminated. Judging by the format they all seem to come from the same source. But deleting them is a boring chore, so can anyone suggest a means of getting rid of them permanently, even if it means sending them to the above named person?

For animal lovers, this is not a wish to eliminate cats, by the way.

[mint]

At your age and in your state of physical dilapidation, why not just be grateful that you are STILL receiving propositions?[:D][:P]

[woolybanana]

If these poor girls saw the state of my bank account as well as physical dilidapadapadiction they would run a mile.

[idun]

A good friend of ours, incidentally, with a business that he ran from the email that was getting all these 'offers', opened such an email once to tell them to stop.

He ended up with thousands of such emails after that.

Delete from spam folder, and leave well alone. You know that is what you are going to do anyway.

Very annoying though aren't they though.

[PaulT]

You could always ask for a discount

[NormanH]

Alas I am so far gone that even these creatures shun me..

In the words of sir Thomas Wyatt:

"They flee from me that sometime did me seek

With naked foot, stalking in my chamber.

I have seen them gentle, tame, and meek,

That now are wild and do not remember

That sometime they put themself in danger

To take bread at my hand; and now they range,

Busily seeking with a continual change.

Thanked be fortune it hath been otherwise

Twenty times better; but once in special,

In thin array after a pleasant guise,

When her loose gown from her shoulders did fall,

And she me caught in her arms long and small;

Therewithall sweetly did me kiss

And softly said, “Dear heart, how like you this?”

It was no dream: I lay broad waking.

But all is turned thorough my gentleness

Into a strange fashion of forsaking;

And I have leave to go of her goodness,

And she also, to use newfangleness.

But since that I so kindly am served

I would fain know what she hath deserved."

[pomme]

[quote user="woolybanana"]

These mails all arrive in my google mail junk folder and are quickly eliminated. Judging by the format they all seem to come from the same source. But deleting them is a boring chore, so can anyone suggest a means of getting rid of them permanently, even if it means sending them to the above named person?[/quote]

If you select one of the e-mails you can go to More (above the messages) and select Filter messages like these. You can create a filter to identify the e-mails in various ways. The next page allows you to Delete them. The filter will run automatically on all new e-mails.