Kitty Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 From Jenny McCarthy in the Telegraph Online todayTake a look at Jenny's article - you have to scroll down to read it (after her article on kids talking to adults).I agree with her. Nicolas, have some fun with Carla but then move on. You have a lot to lose. She hasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 The article doesn't mention the rumour of her pregnancy - what then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Rather naive young chap of my acquaintance once took home to meet his parents a girl who had seen rather a lot of the world. His father quietly took him aside and advised him "Put is down son, you don't know where it has been."I rest my case.[6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 13, 2008 Author Share Posted January 13, 2008 OK - here's a question for you. What if Gordon Brown divorced Sarah in one month, who would he take on holiday the next month and where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 He would take Tony Blair to Granitas and plead with Tony to win the next election and then stand down.David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 Good one, David. I can't see G Brown with any female actress/model on holiday, can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Framboise Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Gordy doesn't do holidays - he lasted one day with his missus and the kids then raced back to London due to some calamity or another.In any case, what self-respecting "actress" would want to go with him? Even Paris Hilton would draw the line there surely?? [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Perhaps Julie Andrews ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Framboise Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 No. Our Julie's been wed to Blake for centuries, doubt she would be interested in Gordy in a million years or more [+o(]Maybe that delightful Janice Dickinson from I'm a Celebs last series would do a turn for him??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 Sharon Osborne (Osbourne) could sort him out perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Framboise Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Janice Battersby from Corrie. I could actually feel sorry for him then [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 Oh yeeeees, Framboise. Sorted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renaud Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Good idea Cathy. Maybe there could be a Saturday evening show where Sharon Osborne (Osbourne), Simon Cowell et al run a show where model/actress/whatevers audition for the role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 That would make great telly. The only thing, Gus, would anyone want to audition? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Framboise Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I'd imagine this would be the first time Simon and Sharon have had an empty audition auditorium [;-)]However theres no doubt all Gordy's toadies would be there simpering at him, followed by the usual suspects like Chantelle, Jodie Morris etc.Eureka........................ his ideal holiday chum has to be no other than Jade Goodythe epitome of good taste, she knows how to be discreet yet is "fun" and she is very media-savvy. A sort of London version of Janice Battersby.Undoubtedly his ideal holiday partner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 An expert said that Tony Blair and Gordy were like Jack and Vera Duckworth of Corrie - always bickering but destined never to part. So perhaps Vera shoould be his holiday companion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Framboise Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 So thats why she's leaving Corrie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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