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[quote user="woolybanana"]Mackenroe. You gotta be joking. I still dont think you are the real Frenchie. Your taste is changing.[/quote] What did she taste like before?

It's gone very quiet with Frenchie and Wooly. I wonder if he is examining her hives? Wooly, if you're out there, take a few polaroids while you're at it!

Ok, so I have that effect on some of the blokes too!

I have that effect on the ladies!

He might believe you if you show him your rash [:D]

Does anyone remember when Valerie Singleton on Blue Peter showed you how to make your own thongs at home with a length of garden twine and a hanky? I wish they had videos in those days [:(] I just have completely forgotten how she did it? I wonder if Clair can run up a few on her sewing machine? If you could do that for me, you could have the Living France logo across the front for a bit of free advertising! What do you say? Maybe the mods have to wear those anyway [:D] Can you just imagine Russethouse saying "mod thong on" and then "mod thong off" It's all a dream, but then dreams are sometimes more satisfying than reality [:D]

You traitor!!!!!

I was in the bull ring on friday, and I said to this bloke "got any thongs mate" He said " I have these artificial thongs if yer interested guvnor" I left the stall in disgust and reported him to British Rail.

What about those replica thongs? Why would you want that?

This thread is dedicated to all members of the forum that have a lisp [:-))]

[quote user="cooperlola"] Here's one for you then, S http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP3bZZLGBlo [/quote] That was nice [:D] Do you remember 'Thong Thong Blue' by Neil Down?

You forgot Thongs Of Praise [:P] Never iron your thong while still wearing it! I did it once, and here is my story of what happened on that terrible night. No, I can't tell it to you, it's just too emotional and the operations on my part are ongoing to this day.

I am a thong wearer. I love all sorts of different styles and types, so I thought it would maybe be a good idea to share some of my thong adventures with you all. Please do the same, tell us about the thongs in your life, the ones that move you, are or have been  important to you. Dedications welcome! Ok; I start the thread, so here is my thong story, one that has always given me goose pimples! One night, long ago, I was ironing my favourite thong. It was red cotton with a lovely nylon braiding and a pretty little yellow flower on the front. The phone rang while I was ironing my thong (that always happens to me) and of course I did not make that fatal mistake of putting the iron to my ear thinking it was the telephone,  but maybe in hindsight I would have been better off having a burnt ear! Because what follows changed my life forever. While chatting away, I had left the iron on my thong on the ironing board!!!!!! I put the phone down and began to saunter back to the ironing board, but while en route to my destination I could smell the the fowl stench of a cremated undergarment [:(] As I approached my beloved pants, I could see the thick black smoke bellowing from as far away as the dining room! I knew to expect the unexpected, and as I lifted the iron from the garment that had brought so much pleasure to my life (and many others) The terrible conseqeunces of my actions were discovered! Yes, I had singed my thong! The pretty little yellow flower was now a black moulton mass stuck to my iron. So another chapter of my life was brought to a premature demise [:-))] But never fear, for I shall search for a another thong, a bigger and a stronger thong,  made from fireproof materiels that will have been tested by NASA on the space shuttle! So I still have a dream and sometimes the dream is more satisfying than the reality. The End. Starring S as the thong wearer and guest starring Angela Harding as the thong and introducing Lucy Thomkins as the ironing board. This has been a Queen Martian production. All names have been changed to protect the innocent and any similarities to characters that are living or dead are deliberate.

[quote user="woolybanana"]Sorry, left out a word. Please insert the word between me and machine[/quote] Are you a vending machine?  If I give you a £1, will something drop out of your slot?

When I die, I want to come back as a sewing machine!

There is a guy in Santa Monica that has a pet sewing machine (He is American) I can imagine him sitting at his machine sewing his  labrador or his budgie! Why would anyone do that?

Twinkle is the forum sewing machine, she's a singer!!! [:-))][:-))] I wonder if I could run my leg along her interlocker?

American girls are just so spunky! I think British girls need more spunk in them [:D]

I once knew a woolywoofter in France, do you know him? I think Clair is American if she's not mad!

That makes 2 pleased people on the forum today. What did you produce on your machine to make you so full of the joys of life? Was it something new to wear?

I am pleased for you. I hope it's not a Singer or Frenchie will want to listen to it!

I shall have to phone the clinic in Liverpool to find out what she's listening to! The suspense is just killing me [:-))]

I would hate to be in Leo's shoes when Frenchie gets back! How are we going to know what she's listening to now?

Europes leading hive treatment centre is based in the Wirral. I reckon it's definitely why she went there and she did say that she was partial to Sting. And what can give you hives? Sting [:-))]

 Maybe Frenchie is covered in hives and has gone to Liverpool for treatment??