Weedon

Listen to the police sirens, apparently somebody was seen cycling along the fast lane carrying loads of shopping bought in the sales. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgrYf7VWASE   [IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/weedonwite/Televisions.jpg[/IMG]

How are you getting to the shops and back? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSg1Z4AwDCw I just love the title when it's spoken in English with a French accent.[:-))][:$]

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.'Give me one last request, dear,'he said.  'Of course, John,' his wife said softly.  'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry Bob.'  'But I thought you hated Bob,' she said.  With his last breath John said, 'I do!'  ------------ --------- --------- -------- A man goes to see the Rabbi.. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.'  The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?'  The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'  The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'  The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?'  The Rabbi then offers, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.'  A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?'  The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, 'Take the poison' 

You can't be too careful on the roads. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCQcR-3j24c

Swissie...I've yodelled a PM to you.[:D]

[quote user="sweet 17"][quote user="Weedon"] Is it still on for me to do my Elvis turn? I might have to cut out the pelvis gyration this time even though it used to be the highlight of the act.[:$] [/quote] Why, have you had those double hip replacements done at last?[:D] [/quote] I did....and the surgeon let me have the bones for the dog.[:D]

Cars eh? Now who's gonna drive you home? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGVFK8VNGss Hope all is well.[kiss]

[quote user="just john "] [quote user="Weedon"] I never go shopping JJ..and never handle common stuff like money, [/quote] I had heard that said but I always defended you, I told'em Weedon is always good for bring a barrel and roast hog at the Summer Gala Concert in the park . . . .[Www] [/quote] That's no way to talk about my two friends. Is it still on for me to do my Elvis turn? I might have to cut out the pelvis gyration this time even though it used to be the highlight of the act.[:$]

Just popped back into my room.

[quote user="just john "] C'mon Weedon, you telling me that you bought a weekly grocery shop for less than €50 lately[:D] and that car of yours I know that must be worth more than €50, Weedons car-up-for-sale. (just) [/quote] I never go shopping JJ..and never handle common stuff like money, I leave that sort of thing to staff. I shall ask Ilie (Rumanian) if he has any of that dodgy stuff when he gets back. If he has he's gone, as there's plenty more where he came from. The last one didn't stay long either cos he said the barn was too draughty and he didn't like the owl pooping on him. What is the world coming to, some people except too much?  

Oh Look! The place is deserted again...what's that over there on that ping pong table? It's a record player with a dusty old record on it, I'll just switch it on whilst I take a quick look at the pile of school books. Blimey! Looks to me as if a teacher lives in this place, you would think they would tidy up a bit before going out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIP9Dwzdt3g At least you can understand the lyrics in this one. "Who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp" Beautiful, just beautiful and I couldn't have put it better myself from my boogedy boogedy shoo! I bet you join in with the deep "Yeeah"

What's a €50 note look like JJ? Never seen one of them...and you've got loads?[Www]

Why did the chicken cross the road?   Sepp Blatter said it didn't!

Don't no-one speak inglish any maw? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKR3CbTCjLw&feature=related

So we had a good goal disallowed but as has been said on here already, England have performed badly all through their games and were outplayed by the young German side for most of the game and fully deserved their win (Grrrr). In fact I switched off the game at 4-1 as I didn't want to see more goals go in. Apparently Capello signed a new contract (said to be 6 million a year) just before the World Cup, so if he goes I doubt the headlines calling him a mug could be justified. All the ex player pundits were predicting a win for the "experienced" English team, who (in their words) had "been there before", over the young inexperienced Germans. So much for their expertise! I still think that the English players are only made to look good at their premiership clubs because they play alongside skillful foreign players. Have a look at the top teams to see how many English players actually play regularly. As a last comment...cos I am fed up with them (yet again) raising our hopes. I thought the English players looked terrified for most of the game.  

My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7. "  David Beckham    "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the  league."  Mark Viduka    "Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well,  he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best  manager I've ever had."  David Beckham    "If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of  bed at the end of the day."  Neville Southall    "I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of  which were disputable."  Paul Gascoigne    "I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and  hopefully after that as well."  Alan Shearer    "I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona "  Mark Draper    "You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win  the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."  Peter Shilton  "I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week,  but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester "  Stan Collymore    "I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on  the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at  Birmingham . My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he  was out there playing."  Ade Akinbiyi    "Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."  Ian Wright    "I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier."  Ugo Ehiogu    " Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I  live in Middlesborough."  Jonathan Woodgate    "I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."  Stuart Pearce    "I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my  right."  Lee Hendrie    "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."  Ian Rush    " Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals  out there today."  Steve Lomas    "I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my  right sock."  Barry Venison    "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what  religion yet."  David Beckham    "The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more  European."  Phil Neville    "All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed."  Mitchell Thomas    "One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."  Alan Shearer    "I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd."  Johnny Giles    "Sometimes in football you have to score goals."  Thierry Henry

Oh Cathy...of course you are quite correct but.........! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w&feature=related [kiss]

But you have to agree though that our hopes soared when Defoe was replaced by the player who was going to turn on his magic to win the game...........Heskey[:D]

So what happened with the (supposed) world class players in the England team? In the lead up before the game all the studio pundits reckoned they wouldn't have changed any of the England players with the Germans. So much for their expertise! Now the media is calling for Capello to go as he was to blame for the defeat. You've gotta larf aint yer [:-))] Did you hear though that England whipped the Aussies in the one day cricket series? And Germany aren't much good at cricket either.

Can't get away on holiday, not on my benefits. If I did I might go with Captain Tobias. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45qgP18fIVk&feature=related I'm not much good at pool Frenchie, nor snooker but I can play ping pong if you want a game. Do you favour the pen-holder grip?

Just remember to keep right on to the end of the road.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgqhdpPB8Y4 It's blooming hot here already!

Nothing wrong with old boilers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_ptqXqjsZw Should have watered the flowers. Whoops! you can't in the UK cos they have a hose pipe ban, just a month or so after floods.

Last night I told myself, I really should do that pile of ironing instead of watching the telly? So I said these few words to myself in order to gee myself up.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4tIrjBDkk&feature=related and then thought b******s to the ironing.

You have to admire the Dutch though as they can play an instrument whilst swinging. See here.

No need to worry about having an extra vehicle to get into towns to sightsee, as many villages and towns have free rest stops especially for motorhomes. They are known as Aires with many of them having electric hook-up. See here