Furry Knickers

I had a lovely book on caterpillars when I was a young lad back in County Kildare. My favourite caterpillar is the Hairy Molly! It is marvellous how they become beautiful butterflys aint it? I love Ladybirds!  When I was 9, I had a pet Ladybird called Brenda, We went everywhere together, she even went to school with me in a customised matcbox. It is very easy to conceal a Ladybird about your person without anyone knowing you are in possession of a Ladybird because they are so small and so quiet, you just can't hear Ladybirds! There was a lovely book on Ladybirds with a red cover and black spots on it. If I ever get another Ladybird, I shall call it Bernice!    

Well I don't believe it! I thought the Irish were contented to live in their caravans, the cheek of them even thinking they can have a holiday home in a foriegn country! the next thing they will be wanting is electricity and flushing toilets! Who do they think they are?

My Momma Singing A song, Coo eee, Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep! I love that song! I have  a teery about that Padraig girl! I think  she is a plant from Forum Admin to deliberately liven things up on the forum because it had become a bit quiet and a bit dull? They have been very quiet along with the vibrators like Willy the Conker (who seemed very laid back when he informed us about the "experiment" and how come he knew so much about it?)  and Rupertshouse (I have some Rupert the Bear trousers) who made a token gesture of dissaproval, contrary to his normal treatment and reminders of the power he holds over the posters! And old Padraig is still at large despite being in contravention of the Impersonation Of Irish Travellers Act of 1973 (section 17 subsection 9 paragraph 2) and her provocative racial and bisexual stereotyping of these people. And in breach of LF's own rules on such matters. Now this is just my own teery, I'm not saying it is a fact! And if I'm wrong, I am sorry Willy, Rupert and Admin. Now I'm off to water Nigel (me new Guinea Pig)

Morning Mrs Tresco I hope your not a Baillif! I would never malignify any furry creature, but I meant he was as strange in his mentality as a Plattypuss is in it's looks (I was being phsycosymatic) But I do actually think that the Plattypuss is beautiful and it would be a better world if we were all plattypusses. I have had several calls from Plattypusses from as far away as Dudley, asking me to clarify the situation, I hope I have now done this!

[quote]Opel, not Opal. It's a brand of vehicle. Fruit? You got something against cocoa-shunters?[/quote] Opel never made a model called the "fruit" did they? I had an Opel Commodore once! I did drive it dressed as a tomato in 1981. Why should I have anything against train drivers? I have a model of the Flying Scotsman with lovely Pullman coaches, and the Mallard. I doubt any Gay person would refer to themselves as that awfull term you used. It's more like something a big loudmouth beer swilling yobbo would label them. I must wash my girlfriends badger this morning, it will be seen by the maire tonight, and she can't do a thing with it.    

Padraig, I think your ego is bigger than your IQ! There is a lot of truth in what you say about Gurus and Modulators, but if you don't like a place, why visit it? I am ignored by the majority of members who regard me as a "fool" because of my attitude to life and cos I don't write proper Queenie English Like Elton John and Prince Edward, but they are the ones with a problem about it, not me! I think you have a chip on your shoulder and probably feel inadequate in some way. There are some very nice people on here, Are you not tarring them all with the same brush? You are guilty and you are strange like one of those Duck billed Plattypusses.

[quote]Outback.....how many times do you all need telling, Padraig is/was not Outcast or Mr O, or Opas, you have all got to realise that there is more than one person in this world that is not always correct...[/quote] I don't see why you should pick on a person because their punction is not good? I am very bad at it meself (as Dick used to point out on many occasions) but we are still human beings, and so was the elephant man!  we still have feelings and we feel pain like you "normal" people with perfect grammar and punction. "Everybody's beautiful in their own way" as Ray Stevens once said.    

I used to love Opal Fruits back in the days when they were made to make your mouth water! I would open the whole pack and save all the red flavoured ones till last, they were my favourites you see. I gave them up after I discovered they were made from animals juice. Remember Pacers? they were like spearmint Opal Fruits.

It's those lovely birds thats eating your cherries, it might even be the lovely green lads with the red heads that I love so much. If it is them, could you try and capture a few for me and I will give you a few quid for them.

It was you yourself that stereotyped the Irish, ya big arse!    

I think there is too much being made out of this forum, it is not the end of the world if you get barred from LF! Surely people have more in their lives than this? I would not give a pigs blister if I were booted out! I think you should find other interests like making snails or breeding cheese, I work as a volunteer at the Samaritans and I love painting myself! Last tuesday I painted meself a lovely pale duck egg blue, and went to LeClercs for me Gigots (they are not as good as Champions gigots, but they had none) I am painting my neighbour in the nude tonight (after my Ovaltine) I don't know why she won't let me keep my clothes on while I paint her? she is a bit strange, but she has lovely features. You know what they say qualcast "a bird in the hand gathers no moss as it rolls in the bush with a gifted horse"  

[quote]Where do you go to my lovely by Peter Sarstedt I think.Always liked that song as it has a french atmosphere about it.[/quote] That was it! Where would anyone go when they are alone in their beds? There are not that many places you can go in your bed! Sometimes I go to the Asda thats open 24 hours in Bull Street, but no way would I want to look inside anyones head!

I know what you mean Mrs Tresco, but I use them for storage containers and not for artificial interception. They are great for use as moulds in novelty jelly making and making model trains and synthetic snakes, and even for rooting cuttings and propergating seeds! they are hanging all over my greenhouse. Sausages could do with being sexier! They look horrible don't they? very like big long cold pink things. Linda Macartney sausages are the only ones I allow in my home, you don't know what's in them things? Make sure you know whats in that sausage before you touch it! The French also invented the condom by using a sheeps stomach tied round their todger, they then would re-use it and even lend them to other French blokes for a small fee.      

I would love to see a dancing banana! I recently bought a banana tree from Madame Flugenbeek in Firfol, she is a lovely pudgey blonde woman with big hands and a very jolly laugh. I do look forward to seeing her, even though she flogged me a dodgy Lavatera! She did make amends though, and compensated me with a generous discount on me new banana tree. I shall be going to see her on monday to pick up a load of David Austin Roses and a Wisteria. Why don't they do emotioncons in beautiful birds or flowers instead of silly yella faces with strange pusses? Imagine a lovely Robin Redbreast or a little Blue Tit chirping away? I love birds, specially the green ones with red heads.  How come you never see an emotioncon with tears anyway?  

Can you let me know where I can get the 5 condoms for a euro please Mrs Bay?

Staus Quo even wrote a song about a roundabout entitled "Living on an Island" It was very lovely. Any of you remember it? I am so sad that Quo are not wanted at Live8, they were great at the original Live aid, them and Queen stole the show! Roundabouts are very usefull to mankind, and despite their reputation, I am very pleased to see that they are appreciated and of interest to the Living France Forum Members. Anyone come across a mobile roundabout yet? I have adopted a roundabout in Peru.

How can anyone harm a thing as beautiful as a Badger? Killing living creatures for fun, I just can't understand it? My Girlfriend has a badger

What a really lovely cat tale! One of the nicest things I have read on the forum. I love anything thats a bit pudgey and covered in fur (I am even drawn to Dick Smith)  Bobby was so fortunate to find you! I watched Ring Of Bright Water over the Bank holiday, It brought back so many wonderful memories of my childhood, I was a young child and I longed for an Otter! My dream was to have my own Otter called Horace, and a Silver Jensen Interceptor SP.  

I would go for a 3.8 E-Type Roadster if it were me! Would the quare owl Lurchers not like a nice reliable Mercedes S Class? they are a lovely yoke.

The French also invented the Poodle! It was manufactured by a bloke called Phillipe-Hugo Poodle in 1298

If I had a Lurcher in France, I would call it 'Raymond'  I would call it Raymond in England too! I have the Pugs meself.  

Where I am around Calvados is great for horsey types, they have a lot of horse factorys where they make horses for the likes of the Aga Khan (he bought me a race horse for Christmas, what song is that from?) Another advantage if you came here, is that you could pop in to our place for a cup a tea and a bit of marmalde on toast. Get yourself over to Calvados me duck!

Forget the Mods and contact the Rockers!

It sounds very much like you have the dreaded Minuteus Fluk Beetles! These are very rare indeed, and should be harvested and preserved for future generations to see. These were last seen in Coventry in 1947 in Gulson road Hospital where they multiplied in a patients large toe. They are extremely destructive to wood and woodchip wallpaper, and should be removed with caution and great care so as not to harm them, they are a protected species and you could be prosecuted if they are damaged. What happened to the "fart" in We All Fart??

I have noticed that everyone that posts on this forum appear to be the same person! They are all so much alike Mr Weedon (are you Burt on the guitar?) they might even be robots! Can you imagine what it must feel like to have the power of a moderator? I imagine it every time I have fried lettuce and peas! If I were a moderator I would make it legal to import secondhand Otters from the outer Hebrides. Anyway I am pleased to say that Las Vegas (my Beaver) is pregnant, I am going to be a dad again! I never even knew she was a woman beaver untill she started going into terrible moods and demanding chocolate rabbits and was wetting everywhere (typical female) Beaver Las Vegas (as Elvis once said)