Monika Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Has anybody got a poignant poem to put on the wall of the toilet to warn guests what not to flush down the loo because of the fosse? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayJay Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Here you go Monika! It is for putting in a gîte but gets the message across, you could tweek that bit to fit though.All of us with septic tanks Give to you our heartfelt thanks For putting nothing down the sink or “pot” That is not guaranteed to rot Alien loo rolls, tissues too Floss and tampons are quite taboo And cooking fat and food remains Are sure to clog up all our drains! To give our fosse its greatest ease Please remember these 4 “Ps” Only pink loo paper, poo and pee Keep a fosse clean and trouble free Should you choose to ignore our plea You’ll soon find, unhappily, That smelly floods invade your gîteWith solids, paper, smell – not sweet! Thank you for reading our request For we live here and really do know best That well kept fosses, running clear Mean you’ll return year after year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monika Posted March 20, 2007 Author Share Posted March 20, 2007 Wonderful Jay Jay, I will write it out in my best "Calligraphy" and hang it in the toilet and one in the kitchen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoverfrog Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Doesn't everyone have a poem in the smallest room???Ours in the UK used to be:To use this loo here's what you do:one sharp tug and then let gotends to make the water flow.If at first you don't succeed,wait until the floods recede.When again the tank is quietis the time to then re-try it.actually, must try and think of a new one as we have the opposite problem now - the button gets stuck down and the water just keeps going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 [quote user="Monika"]Wonderful Jay Jay, I will write it out in my best "Calligraphy" and hang it in the toilet and one in the kitchen![/quote]And one in the kitchen?Is that in case the sink gets used when the small room is busy? [8-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Eeeuw!Our kitchen water ends up in the ditch at the front of the house... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 MENWhen you stand before the loo,Please be careful what you do.Don't gaze upon the view outsideOr wave your todge from side to side.Make sure your little friend don't miss,Cos I don't like to mop up p**s.The Management Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Apparently the queen has the same in the toilets at Windsor Castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Well, look who she's married to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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