LEO Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch, he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. " Mind if I have a few?" he asks. " No not at all," the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl."I'm sorry for eating all your peanuts, I really meant to just have a few." "Oh that's all right," the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Yes you would think the little thread hanging from the bottom of your dress would be call the hemorrhoid ? huh !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted August 28, 2007 Author Share Posted August 28, 2007 [quote user="Pads"]Yes you would think the little thread hanging from the bottom of your dress would be call the hemorrhoid ? huh !!![/quote]If you have been living in France for a while and ,go back to UK can you tell your GP that you think you may have "batteries" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loz Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I once saw a small boy who after nagging his father at the pick ‘n’ mix counter at Asda for what seemed like an age, for some sweets, reached in to one of the tubs and helped himself to a sweet. His father saw this and said “put that back now” and the boy complied. What his father did not see however was the boy suck the sweet furiously for a few seconds, and then put it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 [quote user="LEO"]If you have been living in France for a while and ,go back to UK can you tell your GP that you think you may have "batteries"[/quote]Dont get ya Leo ??? sorry none to bright to day ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Same as saying you have Chalfonts or Farmers(Hint - what's the French word for Batteries?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 dunno ...........? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre ZFP Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 PILES [+o(] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Really.......... Ah got it now Theres a new french word I have learnt to day. Thankyou[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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