Bugsy Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet . So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about the Lord???" A little voice came out of the box:..................... "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tressy Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 [:D] Cute.[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Thanks, Bugsy, I did laugh at that! I love these innocent childish jokes, much more than the so-called sophisticated ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 A wonderful true story from a few years ago.A very successful couple had a new house built to their specification and included all the state-of-the-art gadgets they could.One evening they hosted friends to dinner who asked what the grille on the wall near the dining table was."Ah!" said their host,"This is great! It was only installed this morning.""It is a two way intercom into young Jamie's room: when we're down here, we can simply listen in to make sure he is sleeping well and is OK. I'll show you."So the host goes to the wall and presses a switch."That's strange!" he said, "I can't hear him breathing......................."The man says, "I'll try talking to him: he's bound to be awake still," presses another button and says, quietly, "Jamie! Jamie! Are you alright darling?"There was no reply. So he tried again: and again.Eventually, a scared, trembly little voice said, "Hello wall!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Gluey [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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