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Monika
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As heard on Radio today:

(Not sure if I can fully endorse it)

If you invested £1000 in shares a year ago in Northern Rock you now have £4
If you invested £1000 in shares a year ago in HBOS  you now have £16
If you invested £1000 in shares a year ago in Excel Airlines you now have £5
If you invested £1000 in Aluminium Cans of Lager and drunk them and sold the empty cans to 
a Recycling plant you would now have £200. 
So the investment advice is: Drink heavily and recycle
(Figures are not guaranteed)

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