Gemonimo Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 He Said, I Said> He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing> to> put in it.> I said to him . . . You wear pants don 't you?> > He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?> I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit> on> the sofa and fart!> > He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I> gave you?> I said to him . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!> > He said to me. ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?> I said to him .. . They don't have time> > He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet> paper?> I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.> > He said to me. .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,> caring> and Good- looking?> I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.> > I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every> night?> He said. . . A widow.> > He said to me . . Why are m arried women heavier than single women?> I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and> go> to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 .[:D][:D][:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Very good !!Eh eh [:D][:D][:D]Going to send them to friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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