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  1. Hello all... It's been a while since I have been on the Forum but i heard that Rose was ready for her Camino and I wanted to wish her well. Rose, you will have a wonderful time and you'll meet such wonderful people from all walks of life. It will really be a life changing experience and once you get into your rhythm, you'll wonder why you were so anxious. I'll be thinking of you...

    On the 6th October I'll be going back for another 300k from Burgos to Ponferrada (I did Ponferrada to St. J. de C in 2012) and then perhaps next year I'll do St.J.PdeP to Burgos to boucle le boucle. And if I can't get it out of my system (it does that to you, Rose!) I might attack the Camino one last time when I'm 70.

    The advice everyone has given Rose has been perfect and the weather at this time of the year is just about perfect. So just enjoy yourself.

    Jen
  2. What a lovely eulogy Ian ans how brave to be able to stand up and speak in both languages in such difficult circumstances. Debs would have been very proud of you.  A truly remarkable lady.
  3. Ian your tribute to Debs moved me to tears.  You expressed the respect and love you had for her in the most eloquent way and it's not difficult to see why so many people admired her so much.  I met Debs at the Bergerac lunch during her Itchy Feet tour and admired her modesty and simplicity and her courage in the face of everything that had happened to her.  She was an intelligent, loving, amusing person who will be greatly missed.

    You will have some difficult times in the months, even years to come but the mutual love and respect you had for each other will help you through.

  4. Such sad news. Debs was a wonderful caring person with such good advice to so many.  She really will be missed.  You are in my prayers.
  5. [quote user="Patf"]Like the others, I come onto the forum each day to see if you've updated, and just hoping for better news.
    Pat. xx
    [/quote]

    I can only agree with these thoughts.  Thinking of you both. xx

  6. What horrible news. I'm thinking of you both.
  7. Just caught up with this thread and I'm so sorry to hear the news about Debs.  Please give her my love and a big hug.  I'm thinking of you both.

  8. Thanks Baz. Guess I should have read the operations manual[Www]
  9. When I was tapping an email message I accidentally pressed 'control' with another key and the presentation on the page shrank.  The size of the page is perfectly normal but the words are miniscule.  Anyone know how I can get back to normal? My  reading glasses can just about handle it[:(]

     

  10. These are from a book called Disorder in the American

    Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word,

    taken down and now published by court reporters that had

    the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking

    place..

    ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

    WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

    ______________________________

    ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does
    it affect your memory at all?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it
    affect your memory?

    WITNESS: I forget.

    ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an
    example of something you forgot?

    ___________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter
    has ever been involved in voodoo?

    WITNESS: We both do.

    ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

    WITNESS: We do.

    ATTORNEY: You do?

    WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Now doctor, "isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,

    he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"

    WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

    ____________________________________

    ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the
    twenty-year- old, how old is he?

    WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

    ___________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Were you present when your
    picture was taken?

    WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

    _________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of
    the baby) was August 8th?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at
    that time?

    WITNESS: Getting laid.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

    WITNESS: None.

    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

    WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a
    different attorney.

    Can I get a new attorney?

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage
    terminated?

    WITNESS: By death.

    ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it
    terminated?

    WITNESS: Take a guess.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Can you describe the
    individual?

    WITNESS: He was about 20, medium height,
    and had a beard.

    ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

    WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town,
    I'm going with male.

    _____________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your
    autopsies have you performed on dead people?

    WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put
    up too much of a fight.

    _________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be
    oral, OK?

    What school did you go to?

    WITNESS: Oral.

    _________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that
    you examined the body?

    WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m

    ATTORNEY: And, Mr. Denton was dead at
    the time?

    WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I
    finished.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a
    urine sample?

    WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that
    question?

    ______________________________________

    And the best for last:

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed
    the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood
    pressure?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that
    the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

    WITNESS: No .

    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure,
    Doctor?

    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting
    on my desk in a jar.

    ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient
    have still been alive, nevertheless?

    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he
    could have been alive and practicing law.

  11. Yes, thanks Sweets! With all the sport on at the moment there's a good excuse to escape into the garden and weed, weed, weed. The horrendous cold in February must have done a lot of good as the garden is looking quite spectacular. It's a lot of work, though.
  12. The trouble is, Sweets, you are just such a nice person that everyone wants a piece of you[:D] A bit too late for tonight,  but couldn't you 'put your back out' when you are gardening this week? That will take care of the Wimbledon finals.
  13. It was probably the cold weather in February.  Mine did exactly the same and the replacement mitigeur and labour were covered by insurance[:)]
  14. [quote user="Pads"]My husband is happy if im happy , I run all the house hold stuff , as he works abroad anyhow and is seldom home , he worries more about me struggling than him. He has a big fishing lac near by , A big garden to keep him going for years , also enough house jobs to do to keeep him going for many years , a woman who adores and does everything for him... I think he will be happy ;) He has worried over the years about moving from rented to buying , from London to Lanc's and then Lanc's to Cornwall he is just a worrier , as long as me and his dog are there trust me he will settle in ....bless his little cotton socks ....[/quote]

    That's just so lovely!

  15. So glad everything went well today, you must be so relieved.  If the weather would only improve the convalescance would be more interesting but at least your OH will be home soon. And a very Happy Birthday for next Monday!
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