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But poor old Jackie.She might lose her job for something she did not do.

Her husband was the guilty one it was him who had ordered the pornos and she was soooooo annoyed because she hadn't even been at home to watch them!!! She didn't realise that while she stayed at her sisters home (her main residence) her husband was ........................

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never mind popping down to Lidl for dancing shoes, we could make our own dance to distract attention,  we could immediately offer to set up a commission to investigate Porngate. This would appear to speedily and prudently resolve the situation while we carry on. A quangocracy would invite our friends on an allowance and expenses dance routine which would cost each household in the UK over £2,500. Forsooth, who will join the merry dance . . .[8-|]
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Dancing to the sound of music from fiddler on the roof. Jackie could be on  the fiddle because we understand she is good at this,this would take all our minds off any niggles that we are feeling and will keep us all...........................................

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many people to come knocking on the door of Jackies second residence. What was all the fuss about he wondered ?

The phone rang and Jackie was on the other end in floods of tears . how could.........................................................

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Bingo instead because the really really exciting thing about Bingo is not about the possibility of winning some much needed dosh but about..............

(Oops, sorry, got distracted by the numbers that came up and double posted............

No, it wasn't 88, two fat ladies, before you ask!)

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