mint Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 France adopted the euro and everything now seems highly inflated in value so that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 .... even Jacqui Smith is feeling the pinch. Meanwhile, her husband, whilst watching Channel X, decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 ask Jacqui if , she could feel his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britgirl Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 ....Wallet. A man has to do what a man has to do........[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 ... but he can only do it one at a time because the left side of his brain is .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britgirl Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 in control of the right side of his body. What a problem. He could be dyslexic and therefore..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 thought that what he was watching was yag norp! Yes, I know it doesn't make sense whichever way you say or do it but then he's............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 just a man, so he can't help it. As we all know, including Mlle Fifi Lamour from the Cafe de Nuit, men were born with only one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 pair of underpants ,so regular washing of the ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krusty Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 car , keeps a smile on his face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 But poor old Jackie.She might lose her job for something she did not do.Her husband was the guilty one it was him who had ordered the pornos and she was soooooo annoyed because she hadn't even been at home to watch them!!! She didn't realise that while she stayed at her sisters home (her main residence) her husband was ........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 doing something unspeakable in front of the box and the Cleaning Lady wasn't too pleased either and decided to......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 ask , if a rise was possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViVienne Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 which of course would be claimable as an expense..........nobody would ever know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Unless the Sun newspaper bought the expenses list that was being sold on Ebay. If this happened then...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 never mind popping down to Lidl for dancing shoes, we could make our own dance to distract attention, we could immediately offer to set up a commission to investigate Porngate. This would appear to speedily and prudently resolve the situation while we carry on. A quangocracy would invite our friends on an allowance and expenses dance routine which would cost each household in the UK over £2,500. Forsooth, who will join the merry dance . . .[8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Dancing to the sound of music from fiddler on the roof. Jackie could be on the fiddle because we understand she is good at this,this would take all our minds off any niggles that we are feeling and will keep us all........................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 wondering in our prurient way what films they were that her husband was watching to have caused him so............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 many people to come knocking on the door of Jackies second residence. What was all the fuss about he wondered ? The phone rang and Jackie was on the other end in floods of tears . how could......................................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 he watch that when he could have been watching The boat that rocks, not a N'lb expose and no where near as diabolical but great music and those lovely men like . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 ... the Chippendales with their oiled and rippling pecs and bulging ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViVienne Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 eyes of the audience who thought they were there for a talk on french polishing, but who now wished they had gone to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Bingo instead because at least there they would have had a chance to................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Bingo instead because the really really exciting thing about Bingo is not about the possibility of winning some much needed dosh but about..............(Oops, sorry, got distracted by the numbers that came up and double posted............No, it wasn't 88, two fat ladies, before you ask!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 the chipmonks having seen the bingowings, left for the coast to spend their new found trillions and . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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