Be affraid, idiots are amonst us

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IDIOT SIGHTING

No.1

                                                                   

                                                                        

My daughter and I went to the McDonald's and when paying our bill

and I

gave the clerk a £5 note.

Our total bill was £4.20, so I also

handed her a 20 pence piece.

She said, 'You gave me too much

money.'

I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1

back.'

She sighed and went to get the Manager who asked me to repeat my

request.

I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said

'We're sorry but

we do not do that kind of thing.'

The clerk then

proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change.

Do not confuse the

clerks at MacDonald's in St Albans ,

Hertfordshire.!!

                                                                        

                                                                        

                                                                        

IDIOT SIGHTING No2

We had to have the garage door

repaired The GARADOR repairman told us

that one of our problems was that

we did not have a 'large' enough

motor on the opener.

I thought for a

moment, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR

made at that time, a

1/2 horsepower.

He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4

horsepower.'

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said,

'NOOO, it's not.

Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Garador

repair since. Happened in Moor Park , near

Watford .

IDIOT

SIGHTING No3

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbour

call the

Highways Department to request the removal of the 'DEER

CROSSING' sign

from our road.

The reason: 'Too many deer are being

hit by cars on this stretch of

road! I don't

think this is a good

place for them to be crossing, any-more.'

Story from Potters Bar,

Hertfordshire.

IDIOT SIGHTING No 4

My daughter went to a

local Kentucky Fried Chicken and ordered a Taco.

She asked the person behind

the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'

He said he was sorry, but they only

had Iceberg Lettuce.

>From South Oxhey ,

Hertfordshire.

IDIOT SIGHTING No 5

I was at the airport,

checking in at the gate when an airport employee

asked,

'Has anyone

put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

To which I

replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'

He smiled

knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened at Luton

Airport

IDIOT SIGHTING No 6

The traffic light on the

corner buzzes when the lights turn red and it

is safe to cross the

road.

I was crossing with an intellectually challenged friend of

mine

She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.

I explained that

it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded,

'What on earth are blind people doing

driving?!'

She is a Local

County Council employee in St Albans , Hertfordshire.

(And she's NOT

blonde)

                                                                        

                                                                        

                                                                        

                                                                        

IDIOT SIGHTING No7

When my husband and I arrived at our

local Ford dealer to pick up our

car,

we were told the keys had been

locked in it.

We went to the Service Department and found a mechanic

working

feverishly to unlock the Driver's door.

As I watched from

the passenger side, I instinctively tried the

door-handle and discovered

that it was unlocked.

'Hey,' I announced to the Fitter/Mechanic, 'its

open!'

His reply: 'I know. I already did that side.'

This was at

the Ford dealership in St Albans , Hertfordshire.

STAY

ALERT! They walk among us - AND THEY BREED!

[woolybanana]

Ah, white van man and his woman strike again!

[Rabbie]

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[woolybanana]

Last night, late, I stumbled across a programme on Channel Idiot called Love Island; after a few seconds I realised that it is the place where Tattooed person and White Van Man are conceived!