Chris Head Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 You're a tough lot you wenches. I think 'sympathy' should be added to the marriage vows.Just make sure you hand the crutches back and they don't end up in the workshop John!YES I did make it through....but it was touch and go at times...no thanks to you lot! Still it got me out of brushcutting for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patmobile Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 May I suggest a few short courses for women?Literature: Introduction to world literature, beyond "Hello" magazine and the Medical Dictionary.P.E (with Mechanics): Up, Down, Up, Down. So much for the lavatory seat. Now, for advanced students, the use of the flush.Biology: (1) Sexual Technique: Not just a man's subject - now available as an optional course for women. (2) Life on earth - without make-up, padded bras and plastic surgery Ethics: Only available for a small number of very advanced students Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 US women can do Hello! and such like vapid paper entertainment. Good on pictures as we are not too good on big words... so the medical dictionary is OUT of the question... PE : we already do 'up, down, up , down' but not with lavatories ..... Flush is more associated with hot and PMT ...Biology (1) Sexual Technique: Not just a man's subject - now available as an optional course for women.WOT! sorry blokes ! I know many who are still trying to work out what to do with the didgereedoo God gave them at Christmas! ..... and that excludes them from even the foundation level! Ethics : Didn't know men went for this subject.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 What is it with this woman thing -He "I'm hungry/thirsty. I think I'll get a piece of cake/can of Coke. Do you want one?"She "No thanks, I'll just have some of yours."He wanted a WHOLE can/dessert etc not a partial one! Women - get in touch with your masculine side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 Right! Let's take this outside shall we Dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 No! Don't beat me with the crutch! Prosthetic abuse! Help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 I'm just getting in touch with my masculine side[:)]My husband always does that thing - I ask him if he wants an orange or a glass of wine and he says no and then pinches some of mine. Does this mean that he is in touch with his feminine side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Could be. What is his toilet-seat record like? Does he use the names of fruits and flowers when describing colours of paint? Has he ever picked up (and kept) a pine cone? Or even worse - painted it in a metallic colour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 He's very good with the toilet seat - in fact he even puts the lid down as well. I told him that according to fung shui you'll never have money problems when you do this and he believes it! He is quite descriptive when describing colours as well. I've never seen him pick up a pine cone - but he does look at them in a funny way when we're out walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I bin traind to put the lid down too and I pick up loads a pine cones. They are great on the BBQ and they go really well on the fire in winter (or any time I suppose?). We have about a dozen or so pine trees in the garden and if they weren't picked up we would be knee deep in them. Does that count Dick 'cause I have never painted any, 'onest!Oh and another good reason for picking them up is to throw at the cats when they come into our garden. The best ones are about 6 inches long and weigh better part of a pound [6]. Don't arf kep the cats on their toes [;-)]... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I still think my version of HRT would change the world, Hormone REMOVAL Therapy would turn women into much more reasonable human beings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patmobile Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Good idea, that. Would it really work, though? Or would the result be a sort of Frankenstein's monster, with neither hormonal drive nor a capacity for logic to provide motivation?All the really useful bits would still be there, though.Patrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Oh dear. This is really DANGEROUS ground here and I'm keeping stum at least till I can run again!!Mind you my OH don't use the stuff and she's wonderfully lovely (whisper :- don't forget that I still can't run yet! [Www]). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julia Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 [quote user="Chris Head"]I still think my version of HRT would change the world, Hormone REMOVAL Therapy would turn women into much more reasonable human beings.[/quote]I should watch your back if I were you, wait untill your good lady has a few more years on her.Oh and lock your chainsaws away, remember Bobbit? [img]http://bestsmileys.com/violent/16.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 I don't think Sarah knows how to even start I saw....yes I remember the chap, he had it sewn back on and by all accounts had a rather active carreer afterwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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