AnOther Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 [quote user="Jeanneclaire"]Why is this funny? Why don't you replace "David Beckham" by "an Irishman", then they would be really funny.[/quote]Do you mean that you found it funny but don't know why ? [8-)]Turning it into an Irish joke could be seen as an insult to the Irish ! [Www] [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnOther Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Last one for today...promise................A man was in a terrible accident and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. He said the cost would be $3,500 for small, $6,500 for medium, $14,000 for large."The man was sure he would want a medium or large but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected."Well, what have the two of you decided?" he asked. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suninfrance Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER>>> Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the> meal,> Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's>> roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a> relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her>> more curious.>>>> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she> started to> wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye.> Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must> be> thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates.">>>> About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your> mother> came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy> ladle.> You don't suppose she took it, do you ?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it,> but> I'll send her an email just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:>>>> Dear Mom:>>>> I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm> not> saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains> that> one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.>>>> Love, Brian>>>> Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that> read:>>>> Dear Son:>>>> I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that> you> "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if Stephanie> is> sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.>>>> Love, Mom>>>> LESSON OF THE DAY: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER -- SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suninfrance Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 What was that for?A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him & whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up & hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?" She replied, "Your horse called." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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