Cassis Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Does a humour bypass require removal of the patient's elbow? If so, do they first check as to whether the patient can tell it from their arse? Does Gerry Adams still have his beard? It's donkeys years since I saw a picture of him. Has Paisley grown one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Dunno about a and e but I've just had a PM that refers to a deleted post of mine, but I can't find any deleted posts...Perhaps it's like John Tetzel and the Indulgences - it's for posts that they may delete in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Hang on, I've found the answer. After a while they all resemble each other.[IMG]http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/cassiscassis/complete/adamspaisley.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Mother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oglefakes Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 By all accounts via BBC radio, there is a risk that Adams and Paisly are getting on so well (to a point) that they are being accused of cuddling by their own sides. Thats the problem with the world, there isn't enough bitterness and hatred. Doh![:(]Cassis, You have far too much time on your hands to photoshop (or whatever) pics. Were you responsible for the site that my seven year old stumbled accross the the other day? It showed people cuddling in their birthday suits and the dried flower arrangements on the gentlemen had been 'enhanced' to be about 3ft long. BTW, there must be a god, as my daughter described the picture (I had a discreet look after to work out what she was on about) as "a lady in the nuddy and and a man pointing a loaf of bread at her"[:D][:D][:D] I'm waiting for social services to knock on the door any minute. [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 [quote user="Dick Smith"]...I've just had a PM that refers to a deleted post of mine, but I can't find any deleted posts...[/quote]Strangely enough Dick I had something very similar from a mod yesterday. Apparently they had deleted a post above mine, and my post disappeared too. So they sent me a copy of my deleted post so I could re-post it if I wanted. When I went to have a look, the original was still there - I was told somebbody must have managed to put it back.This forum software (not to mention the mods) moves in very mysterious ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumziGal Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 [quote user="oglefakes"]BTW, there must be a god, as my daughter described the picture (I had a discreet look after to work out what she was on about) as "a lady in the nuddy and and a man pointing a loaf of bread at her"[:D][:D][:D] [/quote][:D] [:D] [:D] Un gros pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5-element Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 ... or pre-sliced Hovis loaf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I wonder how Ernie got on today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Me too...I'd forgotton until 'Can you feel the force' popped up on a CD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 It may take a while before his hands stop trembling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Have I missed something, who is Ernie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Ernie Y - the fuzzball in a hat. Sometimes my hat.He is undergoing a procedure today that makes men wince and cross their legs and clench their buttocks and wince a bit more.http://www.completefrance.com/cs/forums/1/905785/ShowPost.aspx#905785 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oglefakes Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 [quote user="Dick Smith"]Ernie Y - the fuzzball in a hat. Sometimes my hat.He is undergoing a procedure today that makes men wince and cross their legs and clench their buttocks and wince a bit more.http://www.completefrance.com/cs/forums/1/905785/ShowPost.aspx#905785[/quote]Makes my vasectomy seems awfully pedestrian. [:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Was it a camera up the bottom? I suffered that at an unconscionably young age. At least a nice nurse held my hand. Or was it a smaller orifice for Ernie? Sorry, but that post is pages long![quote user="oglefakes"]Cassis, You have far too much time on your hands to photoshop (or whatever) pics. [/quote]Ah, 'twas the work of two minutes, Mr Flakes. [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oglefakes Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 [quote user="RumziGal"]Un gros pain?[/quote]Yes, on various levels I think [:D]I'm glad she was naive about it, as if she had asked for an explanation, I would have had to explain that they were detachable and mine was in the attic.[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 It was the insertion of a long thing into his manly parts for purposes of what I wot not. See, I clenched up just writing that.It may well be that it isn't the insertion that is the worst, it is the extraction, though Ernie, brave, strong, high-pitched soul that he is tells us that the pain isn't too bad. Honest. My eyes are watering from the bright sunlight, nurse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oglefakes Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Reminds me of the zip-it drain probe I bought last week.Nice PictureNasty Picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumziGal Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 [quote user="Dick Smith"]The churchmen seem to have had a sense of humour bypass.[/quote]The churchmen have won. http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2047001,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oglefakes Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 [quote user="RumziGal"][quote user="Dick Smith"]The churchmen seem to have had a sense of humour bypass.[/quote]The churchmen have won. http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2047001,00.html[/quote]Keep in mind that in the US, you often only need a very small number of complaints to have something cancelled. I have read about seven or eight complaints cancelling a whole advertising campaign.A few years back 'David (I'm not a lizard) Icke' had to cancel his US tour when his venues dropped him after the 'Anti Defamation League' said his claims that we are ruled by lizards "British author exposes the reptilian bloodline thatrules the world. Learn the truth about many people, including theBritish Royals, Brian Mulroney, ..." along with most world leaders was an anti Semitic slur. This claim is as insane as Mr. Icke's theories (apart from Dick Cheney?) Now despite the fact that ADL were the only group to complain, the sponsors panicked and pulled the pin, probably becaue ADL - a 501(c)3 non taxed charity have assets exceeding $70,000,000 and love to go to court. I have arguments about the ADL frequently with my Jewish mate Eric, because they were childish to do this as they ignored the fact that only a small percentage of the people on his list were Jewish. Still, sponsors in the US panic at the slightest thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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