Jonzjob Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Well yeh, looks like a walrus or is that a beached whale? Why on earth should he be responsible for ANY pregnancies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Buy a Barry White cd - put it on and see what happens to your wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 She doesn't like him any more than I do Twinks. Now Louis, that's a different story! Frances prefers Nigel Kennedy, a wonderful artist.. He makes his violin do the singing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 Louis....Nigel Kennedy? Is that what is known as wrinkly rock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonzjob Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Be'ave you. They will still be around when the White bloke is LONG forgotten. Wrinkley indeed. I'm right up with Jethro Tull, Cat Stevens, Peter, Paul & Hairy, The Charpenters, you know, all the good ones.Try some of the classics. Someone like you Chris may just surprise yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Okay - we're missing something here. Barry White singing turns a lot of women on jonz - maybe not your wife - but this is a well known fact. Put a Barry White CD on and it does wonders for your seductive powers that you already have by the ton I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 [quote user="TWINKLE"]Bring it on baby!The walrus of love - the man responsible for 70% of pregnancies between 1973 & 1978![/quote]I'm safe then, i was born in 79. He can't be my Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Head Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 I love loads of the old stuff John....go on, do what Twinks says, get Barry on and watch your women just melt into your arms, just make sure you've got a pile of Viagra available tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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