Dave&Olive

Hi ok     Say nowt   [IMG]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/daveolive/septic-tankendroom033.jpg[/IMG]  [IMG]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/daveolive/septic-tankendroom004.jpg[/IMG]   Dave   after and b 4 should be b 4 and after

hi ok                   You asked  <a href="http://s83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/daveolive/?action=view&amp;current=P1000412.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/daveolive/P1000412.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>  <a href="http://s83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/daveolive/?action=view&amp;current=P1000411.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/daveolive/P1000411.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>              Dave

                          DOG FOR SALE     A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting  there.   "Do you really talk?" he asks the  dog.   "Yes," the Labrador  replies.   After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks,  "So, tell me your story."    The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I  discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told  the SAS. "In no time at all they had me jetting  from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be  eavesdropping.  I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".      "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious  characters and listening in.   I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several  medals.  I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."                The man is amazed. He goes back into  the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner  says. "£10!!?  But this dog is absolutely  amazing!  Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying bastard, he's    never been out of the garden."

Hi Ok                Really Really nice piece....just thinking out loud .. when you see some thing like this it could be for sale in Argos for £2 .99 with made by Jonzjob China stamped on the base or .............................for sale in Sotheby`s a genuine Jonzjob ... reserve price $3,000,000  !!! crazy world we live in  .                still like it                             Dave

Hi ok         Additions to the kitchen.   Larder / drawer unit ready for the finish coat   [IMG]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/daveolive/P1000407.jpg[/IMG]                  Dave

ps sorry the boiler can use oil as well .. 300ltrs is norm                                          Dave

[quote user="idun"]Taking into account that a chaudiere would heat the hot water too, how much wood does it burn a year? Ours didn't heat the hot water system.[/quote]  Hi oK                    Unfair question really ...like how long is a piece of string .I have thrown in more insulation into the house than B&Q sell in a year the boiler is a top of the range down burning type ,we get our wood ( pine ) from the local palette factory for €3 a stere so we tend to be heavy handed.. plus we have a poel in the Gite and also one in the workshop ...we have never burnt more than ( been here for over 6 years so have seen some cold winters ) ........................18 stere                                           Dave

Grandpa, What Is Sex? An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is sex?" The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?" The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple of secs."

Hi ok               Yes the system has pumps , they are needed for the rads at ground level to work , the upstairs ones will work by thermo syphon but a pump helps. To be honest I have never seen an insert with a back boiler ?? , Poel`s yes .    Dave

hi ok                   Just out of interest ..are you talking  poel or chauderies ??   [IMG]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/daveolive/PDR_0002-2.jpg[/IMG]                       Dave

[quote user="milkeybar kid"]Help please, is there a French word meaning a "block and tackle" for lifting a very heavy weight. Thank you. Perhaps its known under a totally different name?[/quote]   Hi ok                  I Googled it and got     penus et les testicules   Brill                                    Dave 

Hi ok                Rough cut wood is far far less expensive in France....P.A.R is silly money here  !                                   Dave

hi ok            Right click with bling              In 2011 no sum do you was claimed in respect of tax following T d H accordingly in 2012 your contract monthly deduction, which the reference is referred above is canned but no prevelement will opere. If you believe that you will be taxable again in 2012 and if you want to pay monthly instalments, just before June 30 on the taxes etc site to get...You can also contact my services dodnt co-ordinates are first page in the framework for more information.                            Dave

*A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.  The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right…Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."

Hi ok                 Some more I have made ..                               http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3naxDJ1zCM&context=C3d56a3bADOEgsToPDskICBRxLIC6L7BQ-kF1iHqix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLjQCQGaZJI&feature=context&context=C3d56a3bADOEgsToPDskICBRxLIC6L7BQ-kF1iHqix                                    Dave

hi OK  my view on this posting ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I will bend over back wards to help people  but post in English or French  ..it looks like you have learnt to spell to French words wrong ...Ero and chauffage ....now what is the question ??                       Dave

    Hi Ok                       [URL=http://s83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/daveolive/?action=view&current=seagull.mp4][IMG]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/daveolive/th_seagull.jpg[/IMG][/URL]    enjoyed  making these                              Dave ps click on picture to watch video

[quote user="JohnM"]LOL, but totally unfair. In my (admittedly limited) experience Camilla much better in the flesh than in the pics that picture editors choose to publish, I also found her very a very nice, down to earth person. [/quote]                             Spec savours are doing free eye tests  this week......                                           Dave

  hi ok      No It`s not a wind up   [IMG]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j311/daveolive/chicken_sunglasses.jpg[/IMG]        Dave

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A Kind Hearted Scotsman                  My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food?" she asked.  "Incredible!" Being the nice guy I am, I thought, "Bugger it, I'll treat her!" So we walked past it again.  

hi ok                  No ....am talking using   2 stroke  oil      at about 0.3 litre to 70 litres of fuel to replace the sulpher                                                             Dave

Hi ok                Has any one  tried this in there diesel to replace the low sulphur / bio mix they are now have , if you have I would like to know if you found it worth it and  the biggy  how do you explain to the local flic   " no officer it`s not red diesel it`s " stroke mix "                                     Dave

  The Obedient Wife There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,   and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife... ' When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.   I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. '  And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died...   L He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,  ' Wait just a moment! '   She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said,  ' Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband. '  The loyal wife replied,  ' Listen, I 'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him. '   You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!? '    ' I sure did, ' said the wife.   'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque..... If he can cash it, then he can spend it. '

Problems facing the european currency, eg Ireland and Portugal having had a bailout Greece facing collapse and needing another bailout. Should the UK adopt The Euro? A cross-section survey of 10,000 people in Blackburn, made up of Afghans, Albanians, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Bosnians, Turks, Moldovans, Latvians, Lithuanians, Bangladeshis, Ethiopians, Russians, Congolese and Zimbabweans were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency and adopt the Euro. 99.9% said no, they were happy with the Giro.