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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1080853/Half-tonne-man-gets-married--taken-church-custom-truck.html

The guys will find this funny! http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=yuIZ0sin80c

I know it's brill!  I've just posted some of JK and her husband and they have been crying with laughter!

I don't know if you've noticed Cathy but I have been stepping in for wooly while he's away.  I'm not as good at doing what he does but I am doing my best at making myself unpopular in a lovable sort of way[:)]

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Peter the cup!  Now there's a funny name if I ever heard one.  Obviously someone who doesn't speak very good French.  I don't have a problem with eating snails when they're well prepared but what do you do with the left over homes - I mean shells?!

My little finger is worn out at the moment Pads[:)]

That just broke my heart Meg!

Welcome to France JK! Good innit?[:)]

JK! Do you actually know how they produce spam?  Google it - you will be horrified!

PM me your e-mail address and I'll send you a photo I have of you from earlier this year.

I say we start a petition to ban all Honey Fungus from gardens![:@] Okay - I've had my fun - going to eat my locally grown and humanely killed dinner[:)] 

Apparently the head is very tasty - ssshhhh!!!!

Hey mooky!  Glad to see Harry is back!  That definately looks like a Praying Mantis to me - it's lovely.

Cheers oddie!

Yes!  Fabulous colours.

Gorgeous! I've just spent half an hour doing my husband - I mean putting his photo in the yearbook of course![:P]  I think I may have found a new hair cut for him.

Never tasted it - I just remember that Maupassant drank a lot of it and it drove him loopy. Please don't expect anything from me odile - I'll only disappoint you[:)]

I haven't looked at it yet - I was a big fan and met him a couple of times.  I'll have a look when I'm not feeling so emotional.

I think I had too many frogs legs[:D]

Oooh look!  I could be your big sister[:P]

I though absinthe makes you go a bit odd?

Try telling that to these pair Richard!

OFGS = Oh For Gods Sake - I think. Umm.. where to start.  Okay - I've never eaten frogs legs in my life because the idea doesn't appeal to me.  I already knew how they produce frogs legs after living in rural France for 20 years.  I also know how they cook lobster and how they kill most livestock in abbatoirs.  I don't think any of this is funny and I wish it didn't happen.  I also wish that peodophiles didn't exist or parents that neglect their children or men who batter their wives.  However - now and again a photo of a frog dancing in a nightclub makes me smile. Thank God[:)]

I'll take that as a no then shall I?