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once went jogging in shorts only and after a mile through a beachy area realised i was in naturalists only site.-so drooped my shorts kept jogging -no problem-a mile later run alongside a short wall surrouding a house when alady gardener got up from her weeding and gave her a wave--with my hand i might add.She looked very embarrassed.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!       Then i realised i was not in the naturalist site anymore and was entering a village.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [:$][:$][:$][:D][:P]

What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...,!!!!!!!!!!!!-That's a cracker.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1[:)][:D][:-))][geek]

What is the difference between men and puppies? Puppies grow up!!!!!!!!!!!![:P]

TALKING OF DENTISTS MY WIFE HATES THEM AND SAID TO ONE SHE WOULD RATHER HAVE A BABY THAN A TOOTH EXTRACTED. The French dentist said to her --"Madam make your mind up please as it makes a big difference to the position of the chair.!!!!!!!!1"[:$][;-)]

When I lived in Trinidad a friend? threw a large snake at me and said merry xmas.-it was that time of the year you see and he was rather high on rum .!!!!!!!!!!!!! thThe snake hit my neck and with the throw coiled around my neck.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The sod was laughing as it was a dead snake but how was I to know-I nearly wet myself and went a paler shade of white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!then green and then had a stiff drink.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![I]

the marie will give you a copy if you ask nicely.

Well we had a touch of frost yesterday morning as sky was clear at night .,however i spoke too soon rain today-inside painting jpb but tomorrow meteo said 2-3 days sunshine-weathr changes day to day like my better half-at least i'm not moving plants around again.!!!!!!!!! p.s. give her time     preferably behind bars ----and not the one where you get an excellent Exhibition beer-now that's another story. [:)][B][6]

Thanks.I have had a lot of water and at last this week main dealer is to look at it ince i pay 50euro a month guarantee.!!!!!!! The so called expert said it will be coming through the door speaker.but i have never seen any moisture here and i am positive it travels arond the door seal and enters at the bottom over the main rubber seal connected to the car body. willlet you know if o.k. HAVE YOU HAD ANY OTHER PROBLEMS? I WILL JOIN THE YAHOO LINK. I have had several small problems such as1) safety belt does not contract always and then jammed in door.                                                                2)SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER ONLY FROM A REAR TYRE -i think it is tyre rubbing against plastic inside mudguard panel.garage could not find problem!!!!!!!!!!                                                                3)SQEAKING BRAKES.-a citroen speciality saves you using the horn!!!!!!!!!                                                                4)pollution control light making reduction in speed until garage swiches computer adjustment diagnosis on and resets it in a minute. not helpful if you happen to be driving  a long distance and not near a garage.where have all the proper mechanics gone -we cannot twinkle with our own cars now but that is supposed to be progress.!!!                                                                5)navigation control not working for months but after writing to Paris office received an avoir -or credit note for 200 euro .now working in all languages except English so nearly repaired but i suppose i am getting french lessons on the move.!!!!!                                                                6)Difficult access to remove rear lights plastic covers .                                                                7)only breakdown occurred when panel said stop as brakes problem-in fact some sensor below brake pedal prevented me from driving.                                                                   8)heavy om tyre wear on they are expensive at 250 euro each.-when my guarantee finished at the end of the year will look at alternatives but it is claimed they will give different driving properties.             Otherwise the automatic 2.2 diesel estate has run since jan.2002 over 106,000km's. giving good comfortable drive with loads of space for those trips to the garden centre-even managed to squeeze in a trailor for the lawn mower,-and the u.k. alan.              Otherwise drove 105000km                                                                                                                                                                   

The tide has turned!!!!!!!!!!!!! yesterday and today sunshine -hot enough to work in a shirt only (+trousers of course)-cut grass as it is starting to grow  quickly now as spring weather takes over. Weeds are rampant and saw a terrific red sunset tonight. [:)][*-)]

perhaps this person is writing a book if not it could be a seller with hundeds of different scenario's.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![*-)][:P][8-)]

Not met or heard of any in your area  but suggest you ask the tourist board and chamber of commerce etc. in case they can help.I live about 25 kms. from your village and have been here for 5 years. It was strange to me finfing so many Japanese restaurants in Notre Dam area when I was lookinf for a chinese one.[:P]

I think garage talking rubbish because only my wife and I normaly  in car -we are retired and  rear seats and doors are used only occasionally .I would expect wear on drivers door naturally but only one of rear doors leaking and this is one which was also replaced last year .Sorry I did not make it clearer.

I don't know about being good using no loo rolls---I would suggest dirty.! There is no way i will pay to see your granny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!inow maybe i would pay to see you-to see you nice!!!!!!!! Now that is a special greeting by an idiot called Bruce Forsyth not to be confused with yellow bushes starting to flower  in my other half's garden.Other half on this planet are the worker's -you are allowed to have only one normally on earth .How many can you have on Mars? and are they any good?   On earth these beings nag the backside off the male's -that is why we have been trying for years to escape to your planet. Is it a good place to live and free of naggerites which is my own special name for these pests!!!!!!!!!!!!! We superior beings have to know this quickly before we are taken over by these demanding nagerite demons. p.s. did you invent those wonderful chocolate bars???????????????????///////[Www]      

winter shoes!sandals!---bloody luxury!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we were so poor that when we were constipated  Dad told us ghost stories !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![:P]

I have 2001 estate Citroen C5  and noticed a lot of water enters  rear footwell via rear door. Local garage said it is wear of seals which i think is rubbish as car normally used with 2 in front.Seems worst when car parked in heavy rain.A new door was fitted a year ago following a small srape on wall when moving off . I NOTICE SEAL ON ACTUAL DOOR IS LIKE A VELCRO MATERIAL WHICH IS WET.-this seal only around top half of door. Anyone know of this problem or any recalls made before I visit Maindealer who is not that helpfull. I also pay a guarantee of 50 euro /month but local garage states seal not covered. thanks.[:@]

We were so poor we used sisters knickers as swimming trunks,.   They were o.k until i got into the water and tried to get out --------------- they sagged -------------nearly drowned in shame.DON'T TALK  TO ME ABOUT BEING  POOR .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F[:P][:D]ATHER LIVED IN A HOLE-WORKED 25 HOURS A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you checked chlorine level? Does chlorinater show bubbles i.e. is producing chlorine when you switch on. What is temp. of pool and which area are you in -it seems strange if it is going green unless water above 10centigrade or did you winterise pool last autumn with a material to suppress growth in winter time. My pool once went green as it was not ciculated enough and chlorine level was too low. If you choc. dose pool and keep circulating water for 3 days it should start to clear.-you can buy these products. Did you clean chlorinater cell of deposits before winterisation? A FULLER REPORT OF MY PROBLEM WAS POSTED LAST MAY OR JUNE. LET ME KNOW HOW IT TURNS OUT.

[:D]My daughter told the farmer one of the baby lambs had been born with 2 heads .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   he ran into the field quickly but came back looking a bit sheepish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever you do don't fly with Ryanair this wek as the navigaters have had their maps stolen and they are landing in all the wrong airports> That is a fact reported on bbc yesterday.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It would have been ok. if it was A[*-)]pril first.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Just a thought perhaps if you stayed at home they would'nt strike.   Sorry you left yourself wide open for that. If  you stay it is the anniversary of first Aldermaston March of  CND in 1958. MAYBE THAT IS WHY THEY ARE STRIKING- NO OFFENSE OLD BOY.[:)][8-|][;-)]

check forum last nov/dec.-a member near thievers was to start morning coffee at home and invited people to visit for videos/cd's/book swaps. sounds like good idea if not too far awaymy wife keen reader and spends a lot on books and mow has 300 +. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WITH SHOPS DO EXCHANGE FOR 1 EURO +YOUR BOOK'LET ME KNOW WHERE YOU ARE ONPRIVATE MAIL IF YOU WISH NOTTO ADVERTISE EXACTLY YOUR ADDRESS.[I]

Paddled in those waters-still too cold I suppose i got soft with living in west indies for 6 years.!!!!!!!!   Sorry to hear you were sent to Durham Prison -know the outside very pretty but you must have had an awful time locked up with all those in the maximum security wing.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where are you moving to in france?[:D][:P]

WHERE in n.e. coast as i am an expert on this area being born in Byker Sands.-well not like a tortoise in the sand but close enough-brought up by the start of theWALL(no not the Roman one) actually born there before they destroyed the area and the City-bloody Dan Smith and Poulson the crooked architect.!! many enjoyable memories such as being forced to paddle in August despite the cold windy day giving me goosepimples the size of gooseberries!!!!!!!!! Actually the sunwas shining today but the eclipse took the heat out of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bon-nuit.[ip][;)]

I thought the law had changed from this year--why not ask your insurer and another one to see if you get the same sory-I believe auto-plus car mgazine had article on changes last year but my french and memory is rusty.

Which coast?     north africa? well meteo said next 10 days light rain /wind /possible sun part of one day.   bring your Padington Bear wellies and umbrella because your going to need them> yours faithfully Michael Fish.