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I am a mile from Moyaux in Calvados, anyone else nearby? Chuck

With all the nonsense and speculation written here and in the tabloids about why those two have decided to marry, I am surprised no one has thought about the possibillity of her being pregnant! Could this be the real reason I wonder? Chuck  

   

It would be very unwise for camilla to go to France as she may end up on a plate! Poor old Charles will be waking up to find a horses head on his pillow every morning.  

Sorry about the spelling error! Obviously you would not find Brits populating "arses" in France! It is an exciting time for me right now so please do exscuse me. Chuck 

The best place to live in France is without doubt and any fear of contraception, Calvados! The cows are so lovely and cuddly with those big come to bed eyes and wonderful temprament, I adore them. The farmers too are so cuddly and have the most wonderful come to bed eyes and their massive tractors really do something to me in a sort of manner that I can't describe on here. The grass is like nowhere else in Europe, I can highly recommend it! And those ever so pretty wooden houses are like little houses made of wood. I can go on and on about Calvados, but I am off for a bit of bat hunting, I love bats, I love balls too! Chuck

Why not open a proper chip shop selling proper big fat greasy chips in arses that are heavily populated by Brits? Chuck

I thought you meant something completely different! I was all excited at the thought of it too! Chuck 

They are watching Lorraine Kelley at the moment on the satelite TV. Baby piggies are much more cute I think! I had a pet pig back in Ireland, I was really devasted when we eat Steven, after all he was me friend now and not just a pig (he was very tasty mind) And I think it is very wrong to eat a freind, I would not do it again! [kiss]

They are watching Lorraine Kelley at the moment on the satelite TV. Baby piggies are much more cute I think! I had a pet pig back in Ireland, I was really devasted when we eat Steven, after all he was me friend now and not just a pig (he was very tasty mind) And I think it is very wrong to eat a freind, I would not do it again! [kiss]

    

We have 2 camels next door to us! give me a pig any day