cowoman Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 cut up the flag, that she had wrapped around her.I told her not to do it and said a better idea would be for us to have another session and she could lie on the flag and think of her country,think of England. So she Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 would have something exciting to occupy her mind. These Britaniques, they are just so, ow you say en anglais, buttoned up. Mois, je suis français et je..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 suis le frere de Serge Gainsberge,sex symbol francais.J'ai une reputation pour consideration so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I am now going home to le petit diner that madame, ma femme, would have prepared for me. We are French and we do not miss our meals for anybody. As for you ma petite Anglaise, I shall now.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Love you and leave you.Over my scrumptious dinner that gets in the way of nothing.I will try to persuade ma femme to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keni Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 become a vegetarian and live on veggie burgers, but I think that might happen over my dead body, so I'll stick to filet mignon and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Chips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Meanwhile back at the ranch (french farmhouse) Madame Cholet nee' of Wimbledon Looked out of her upstairs window to the rolling hills with their patchwork colours .She could see the fields of golden sunflowers and the farmers in the distance tending their land.All of a sudden her eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 opened wide with dismay as, she saw the chip pan on fire and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 and her husbands best skimpy Y fronts that he kept for his adventures with any willing or unwilling thing with a pulse,going up in smoke.She panicked and ran out of the house leaving the chips to the mercy of the unforgiving flames.The dinner would be late tonight she thought to herself, what will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 he wear under his black leather trousers the next... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 time he wants to impress all and sundry.With his budgie smugglers gone,and his chips up in smoke .This could make any sane man(let alone my husband)Turn to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 turn to..........the bottle and a good............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 ... night's sleep, even though sleep was the last thing on his mind. Mme Cholet recalled the time when .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 .......he used to keep her awake with his amorous demands. Nowadays she just lay on her back gazing at the stars through the Velux above her head whilst listening to his snores with the sound only broken when he subconsciously strained his system to break wind. "Oh la, la-la, la-la," she thought, "What I would not give for a.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 ....a decent pair of ear plugs.I havn't had a good nights sleep in years with all the nightly vibrations coming from my husband.I will go into town tomorrow and find...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 ... a pharmacy so that I can buy some ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 .......flatulance tablets.Then go to the cheese shop for some good French cheese to put in my ears.All this done I will look forward to....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie girl Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 .............a night of passion with my lover Bernard although he might think............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Im only after him for his body!! but if I .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 help him shovel some cement into his cement mixer,he might realise that I not only want him for his body I would also like him to get on with the building renovations on our cottage.Having a strong builder for a lover is................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keni Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 like drinking wine, great at the time but it's the after effects.....[:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 " I thought the migraine was before.. not after.................. ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 not after...... a good bar of chocolate, now if you want a proper headache get a ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 ...paracetemol but forget to swallow it. On the other hand, thought Madame Cholet, if I asked someone to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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