Dog Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 Why is propaganda so much more sucessful when it stirs up hatredthan when it stirs up friendly feeling?Bertrand Russel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Men are the very same as bagpipes, they make no sound till you give them a blow and squeeze their bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity,idealism, dogmatism and proletizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idealsAldous Huxley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 If you don't want scutter on your shoes, then don't stand behind a cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 If you're lucky enough to be Irish, then you're lucky enough.Irish Saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 There are moments to indulge and enjoy, but I always know when it's time to go home and wash my knickers. Kate Winslett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Show me an honest woman and I'll show you a fairy dancing on a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted March 22, 2009 Author Share Posted March 22, 2009 Every dog has his day - but the night is reserved for cats.Anon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted March 22, 2009 Author Share Posted March 22, 2009 A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. Chauncey Mitchell Depew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Be nice to others because . .. Time will make a difference! One day you may not be the "BIG DOG"just the "Old Dog". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted March 22, 2009 Author Share Posted March 22, 2009 If all mankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate back to the rich state of equilibrium that existed ten thousand years ago.If insects were to vanish, the environment would collapse into chaos.Edward Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Words are very unecessary, They can only do harm.Wows are spoken , to be broken, Felings are intense, words are trivial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted March 22, 2009 Author Share Posted March 22, 2009 Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemmingway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Quand la tour de Pise penche vers la droite, c'est qu'il va pleuvoir. Quand elle penche vers la gauche, c'est que vous arrivez par l'autre bout de la rue.François CavannaWhen the Tower of Pisa leans to the right, it's going to rain. When it leans to the left, you are coming from the other end of the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krusty Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 I should have posted this yesterday. [:)]"Mothers first they teach you to walk and talk""Then they tell you to sit down and shut up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 There are good ships and there are bad shipsThere are ships that sail the seaThe best ships are friendshipsAnd may you sail away on one with me Mrs Hurley, The pet shop, Dingle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted March 23, 2009 Author Share Posted March 23, 2009 They fock you up, your mum and dad.They may not mean to, but they do.They fill you with the faults they hadAnd add some extra, just for you.But they were focked up in their turnBy fools in old-style hats and coats,Who half the time were soppy-sternAnd half at one another's throats.Man hands on misery to man.It deepens like a coastal shelf.Get out as early as you can,And don't have any kids yourself.Philip Larkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Pity the whore that wipes her mouth with the cats tail. When the cat dies, she will eat the mice herself and her horse will break her heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Théière Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted March 23, 2009 Author Share Posted March 23, 2009 There is nothing so strange and so unbelievable that it has not been said by one philosopher or another. Rene Descartes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 "To start, press any key''. - ''Where's the ANY key?" . . . Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 The eyes are the windows to the soul and the zip in your trousers is the window to your knickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter@pons Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Marriage is proof that mankind does not benefit from collective knowledge.Peter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooperlola Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.Erica Jong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furry Knickers Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Never trust a woman that fakes an orgasm when she masterbates.Pat McNamara, Pluckerstown, County Kildare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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