Just what friends are for.

[Gitane]

Just what friends are  for.

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness.
 After a while, he finds himself in a very high-class area of large, stately residences ... no pubs, no shops, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC TOILETS.
 
 He really, really has to go, after all those pints of Guinness. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
 
 As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London Bobbie, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."
 
 "I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public toilet."
 
 "Oh, yes," said the Bobbie, "Just follow me"
 
 He leads him to a back "delivery alley," then along a wall to a gate, which he opens.
 
 "In there," points the Bobbie. "Whiz away SIR, anywhere you want."
 
 The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen.  Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculpted hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
 
 Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.
 
 As he goes back through the gate, he says to the Bobbie "That was really decent of you ... is that what you call " British Hospitality?"
 
  "No sir," replied the Bobbie, "that is what we call the French Embassy."

 

(It's a joke!!!!)

I think.

 

Jerry Atrick.

[Dick Smith]

If you had copy and pasted that from

http://www.nepforums.co.uk/thisiscornwall/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=6365&Main=6326

instead of wherever you did (it appears over 400 times on the internet) you would have found a version which corrected the spelling of 'Bobbie' to 'Bobby'.

[Gitane]

Oh! 2 B a GURU.

No I didn't. but I will keep looking, and may be I will be a Guru, and see "The Lighter Side".

Jerry Atrick.

P.S. Am I allowed to to answer back.

Be Happy.  

 

[Tresco]

I thought the joke was very funny, which may come as a surprise to  M. Gitane

Gitane, re the names, Guru etc, I have been long determined to re register under a new name before I ever get as far as the G Spot