The Mexican Maid asked for a Raise

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The Mexican maid asked for a pay

increase

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to

talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a

pay increase?"

Maria : "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna

increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife : "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria : "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife : "Oh yeah?"

Maria : "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than

you."

Wife : "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria : "Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated : "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria : "The third reason is that I am better at sex than

you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through

gritted teeth.

Wife : "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria : "No Señora....the gardener did."

Wife : "So, how much do you want?"