cajal Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Jeremy Corbyn is out jogging and accidentally falls into a very cold river. Three boys see it happen. Without a second thought they jump into the water and drag him out. He says to them, "Boys, you saved my life and you deserve a reward. You name it and I'll get it for you."The first boy tells him, "I"d like to go to Disneyland." Corbyn replies, "Certainly, I'll see to that." The second boy says, "I'd like an MP3 player." Corbyn answers, "No problem." The third boy's request is for a wheelchair with a built in stereo. Corbyn comments, "But you're not handicapped."The boy replies, "No, but I will be when my dad finds out I helped to save you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh4 Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Possibly marginally more humorous when correctly updated from nearly 10 years ago - unless of course Brown is a nom de pen for Cordwangler - sorry Corbyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cajal Posted April 3, 2016 Author Share Posted April 3, 2016 'when correctly updated from nearly 10 years ago'Well spotted andy4.What an @rse I turned out to be.Must write 100 times: I must always check my work.regardscajal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Is a pollytitian a parrot painting in the style of a great artist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh4 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 I understand the correct derivation is from:Poly = manyandTit which explains a lot about governing bodies around the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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