woolybanana Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Come on Nickodemus, life is too short to be crossy. How about biting on a nice babana and letting it cool you down as you chew it?Of course, there are many other ways in which a banana might soothe you, but there are ladies on the forum, so I am told, and I do not wish to "excite their ovaries" (this latter phrase taken, I am also told, from a participant at Wimbledon).It is a lovely day, I managed to negotiate the traffic yesterday evening down to the Vendee, past, I might add, an array of burned out and crashed trucks as well as mad grannies and very inexperienced drivers. So, just for a while, all is well with the world.One of the trucks was full of new Minis, now, I suspect written off. Not easy to extract from a turned over car carrier though.And, by the way, I had a cardio check yesterday and everything is fine, which proves that constantly abusing the body is a formula for a decent life.Now, NIckybaby, admit it, you feel better, just feeling that smooth banana sliding past your lips as you read this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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