Celine Dijon

I went to the "Stade de France".   Imagine my suprise, when I had to sing for ten minutes, after a "bon cup of cha".  In addition, when I went "pour la chier dans la rue", the toilet was disgusting, and it really was, to be honest they should have paid me!  Oh they did.   (Girly giggle). "Mon cul va!"  I even had the skirt especially made en "anglaterre" or literally, "pays de pong".   Tut. http://www.travel-watch.com/images/Vivienne%20Westwood's%20Man%20in%20Kilt,%20an%20instant%20symbol%20of%20Scotland.jpg As you can see, they would take the heisian off you back, lit.  "C'est combien?!  Pour une cola?"