Tresco

I remember Trevor, but I didn't know he had a Mini-Me.[:D] Happy Christmas.[:)]

[quote user="Cathy"]ANNOUNCEMENT: OUR ESTEEMED PRESIDENT WILL BE WITH US AT 21.00 HRS. Be ready or else.  Show him that we have hearts of steel, gals. [/quote] I have to report that Mrs J. Jay (the School Cook) is being treated in my surgery and is therefore unable to prepare the Presidential Banquet tonight. Mother Tresco. MD

[quote user="Clair"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll[/quote]   You were too quck for me, Clair.[:)]

Here you go, GG. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:What_is_a_troll%3F   Edit; Clairs link is better as this one is focussing on Trolls at Wikepedia.[:$]

[quote user="Geordie girl"]Is everybody except me and frenchie in the office having their legs shortened?  [/quote] All medical interventions were required to be completed by 6.15. You will have to kneel down, GG, but not too near the President (or Miss Woolly).

[quote user="Cathy"]I have delegated our wonderful Matron, Mother Tresco, to reply as the leg shortening was her idea.[/quote] I refer you to Décret nº 8456 du 20 Decembre 2007. Items I and II, deal specifically with Sycophancy Boosts and Leg Shortening as prerequisites for an audience with the President of the Republic. Item III addresses the penalty for non-conformity.[:'(] I would advise Miss GG to nominate a short person to take her place. That Little ErnieY, perhaps, but he would need to shave first.

Pads, you get a magical device of my own invention. It will hide all the dogs you would like to adopt from your OH. [:D]

[quote user="Just Katie"]..I would buy you a one way train ticket to Katmandu![/quote] Katie, I'm getting you a new trampoline. [;-)] Twinks, I'm buying your return ticket from Katmandu.[:D]

[quote user="Geordie girl"]... Please may i have mine done tomorrow?[/quote] No exceptions can be made. I had considered asking the Grumpy Janitor to dig a series of holes for staff members to stand in as they greet the President, but I understand the Headmistress has been unable to lure Mr Ron Avery (her favoured candidate) into this thread...I mean position. Please report to my surgery by 6pm. Miss Woolly must also attend, regardless of her height, for Gender Clarification Investigations.

[quote user="Cathy"]AN ANNOUNCEMENT - PRESIDENT SARKOZY IS COMING TO SEE THE ACADEMY THIS EVENING.[/quote] Will all staff over 5ft 3" please report to Matron for compulsory leg shortening and sycophancy boosting implants.

[quote user="Cathy"]What's going on in the staff room, Matron Tresco? [/quote] Nothing[Www]  When are the dear children arriving?  Are there no staff members with coughs and colds? I have my cure all suppositories at the ready.[:)]

[quote user="Chauffour"] ... but then i would have to kill you  [6][/quote] Don't worry Chauffour. JayJ (as the cook) and I (as Matron) have that area well covered.[6]

[quote user="Chris Head"]I see the humorous side of the term Tresc... [/quote] And your partner? How does she feel about it?

[quote user="Chris Head"]Hey Tresc, Bunnyboiler is in Paris at the mo so there's a few days to get it all done![/quote] You know I really dislike that term. Are you trying to make me fly into an uncontrollable rage or something?

Chris, how do you know there won't be any women around? [6]

 I would like the position of School Nurse.[6]

[quote user="woolybanana"]But a boy dolly though[6][/quote] Errm no. Your name is Margaret Rose, and you have no teeth left. Fear not! They are in one of my sisters handbags. 

[quote user="woolybanana"]I am sorry I was two years late Tesco[6][/quote] But you are a dolly. That's one good thing.

[quote user="woolybanana"]I am sorry I was two years late Tesco[6][/quote] It wasn't your fault though...

[quote user="Russethouse"]....Somehow her husband persuaded her that if he took the microwave in the car the suspension wouldn't take her weight as well (she was an average build ) The husband drove to the West Country with the micro wave for company, she took the train !!!!![:)][:)] [/quote](My bold). And I thought I was gullible.[:-))] Worst Christmas present? The doll that was 2 years too late, at least, (I was 11). I still have her though.[:D]

[quote user="Tony F Dordogne"]One way is to have been a member since the Forum - in every one of it's formats - started.  If some of us who have been around for ever had all the messages we've posted added up, it would run into the several thousand. .[/quote]That's correct Tony. I haven't been around forever, but I've been around for almost exactly a year longer than the join date under my name. A lot of us have the same join date and it is incorrect. I also kept all my posts when software changeovers happened. I don't talk that much. Honest.[;-)]

[quote user="Frenchie"]C'est quoi PPK ?? [:$][:$][/quote] PKK is a Peanutbutter KitKat, Frenchie.

[quote user="JayJay"][:D]So pleased they arrived & you're very welcome to half my stash Twinks. I hope you thoroughly enjoy them. [kiss][/quote] Do I detect a hint of an internal 'aarrgghh' at the thought of half your stash of PKKs nestling in Twinkles' fridge, Jayj?[:-))]

[quote user="shawny"] Sorry again but I cannot go on the remise that if I was in the UK, I or other Brits would freeze an dnot know the words or understand what was being said, when calling a Doctor or Hospital. [/quote] Come on Shawny. Youtube has plenty of  incoherent/deranged callers to 999 (and similar). You're protesting too much![:)]

[quote user="woolybanana"]Now, Tesco, or you wont get any I love you's round the world.[/quote] You're making fun of me for enjoying the thought of wildly romantic gestures by the young and in love of the world. http://www.totalfrance.com/france/forum/viewtopic.php?t=36859&highlight== You churlish thing, you.[:)]