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  1. Recently a favourite seems to have been some varriation of "Why did you leave the UK?" or "Why do you hate the UK so much?" I'm afraid to admit that I have started inventing reasons that sound more credible than the truth. People seem almost afronted when I answer that I HATE nothing about the UK - I just prefer living here because the weather is better and (in general) there is less litter about. There does seem to be a belief behind the questions that France is a land of Nirvana, flowing with milk and honey, so mundane answers that happen to be true are not acceptable. I shall spare my blushes about what I do say but be sure it has a fairly high tripe content.
  2. We have noted that parties containing grandmothers ALWAYS leave the gites significantly cleaner than those with out. A the moment we are compiling a tentative ranking of grandmother cleanliness influence (CGI), based on nationality. This currently runs as follows: Top - French (highly competitive, will clean owners home if allowed access) 2nd - Irish (scrubs steps with S O A P!!!); 3rd - Scottish (Pans you can see your face in - not bad for cast iron!) 4th - English (but there's not a lot between 2nd and 4th I hasten to add). We are currently testing a Norwegian grandmother, and early signs are VERY encouraging. We have some American and Welsh grandmothers later this season that should give me a totally unscientific sample of eight to compile a final ranking if anyone is in the least interested. Maybe we should give a discount for parties including grandmothers....
  3. I think that you are very wise to start your homework so far advance of your planned move. Im sure that you will receive many (sometimes contradictory) pieces of advice, and here is my twopennyworth, all of which I should stress is solely personal opinion. Firstly I would advise you to be clear in your own mind as to why you want to move to France to try and make your living this way. If it is simply as a means to an end (i.e. a belief that this would give you a lifestyle but the job would be secondary) rather than arising from a desire to work in the hospitality industry as a career choice then I would strongly suggest that you think again. This can be a rewarding way of life but requires a high degree of commitment and motivation. Anyone believing that this involves one day per week of flicking a duster around while spending the rest of their time sipping cocktails is in for a shock. I can safely say that we have never worked so hard before starting our venture. Secondly, you seem to be planning to do this with the involvement of your mother and stepfather. While I know nothing of your family I would advise you to think long and hard about how you are all going to get on when working together. Ive seen a number of close friendships and family relationships broken on this particular wheel. That said, working within an extended family can have significant benefits, for example when it comes to child care or breadth of experience, the value of which should not be underestimated. Thirdly, talking of value, MONEY. While every venture is individual, gite businesses typically yield between 8% and 15% return on capital employed (ROCE). This kind of ROCE might sound attractive compared to bank yields but note that it is gross of costs. As a general rule, most importantly, where a significant proportion of the capital has to be borrowed (50% or more) it is very difficult to make sufficient income to offset all costs and still be left with a living. As far as renovation is concerned, do your sums very carefully and whatever figure you arrive at, double it. This is not being unduly pessimistic there will be items that arise only once work has commenced and for any delays in opening you will be incurring living expenses. If you consider buying a going concern make sure you fully understand why it is being sold there may be good reason, but make sure its not because their market has just evaporated or the property is going to become blighted in some way. Prices for going concerns are grossly inflated at the moment, in my view, probably because the owners are quite understandably taking advantage of the rush of interest arising from the No going Back genre of TV program. Or perhaps they are concerned about market saturation, which certainly is an issue in some parts of France. Either way, the value that they are placing on goodwill seems to vary between 30 and 50% of the asking price based on the acquisition of approximately equivalent un-renovated properties. Finally, perhaps obviously, make sure at least one of your party speaks good French; surprisingly people attempt to establish themselves here with sometimes only a glimmer of language. You will be dealing with artisans and officials practically from the off, so make sure that you can communicate. Whatever you end up doing and wherever, I wish you luck.
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