Mint - thank you! I think Paul said welcome too. Not at all put off, I like a good debate. Just to reiterate, I get the frustration. I once sat in a queue for six hours on the M25 on a blazing hot day, and I had my dog with me, and it was a right pain in the bum to try and keep him shaded and with enough to drink. I do get it. But these things happen. People mess up. People call in sick, quit on the spot, get planning wrong, etc. Doesn't have to be some sort of sinister Brexit punishment. Before we bought last year we'd always stay in a gite, and however well-equipped no gite is going to have a selection of sharp knives to cook with that fit my hand as well as my own. So I take them with me. (along with my favourite wooden spoon and sauté pan and oven dishes...)