Furry Knickers

Men are the very same as bagpipes, they make no sound till you give them a blow and squeeze their bags.

Of course they lost, they were up against the IRISH[:-))][:D][:)][:P] I find that giving a gnome as a surprise gift always helps. You are so lucky being married to a Welsh rabbit (even if it's unhappy) could you tell us more about that? It was always a dream of mine since I was 5 years old, that someday I would marry a Himalayan rabbit. I suppose it could still happen, who knows indeed.

[quote user="Russethouse"]Dogs may not get HIV but cats get a related virus FIV ......[/quote]  I had heard of cat aids years ago, but I thought cat aids were things to help elderly cats with mobility problems. It just goes to show you indeed! The local dwarf was nearly killed last night when his dog fell on him. Things are so bad in Dingle, that desperate people are robbing food from anywhere they can get it. The poor dwarf had his Jack Russel guarding his fridge to protect his food while he was out at the celebrations here last night, and when he got home the dog would not move from the fridge because his owner was disguised as a leprechaun and he never recognised him, so the dwarf just walked under him, and at that moment, the dog had a heart attack and collapsed on top of the dwarf. The poor dog passed away despite attempts to revive him by artificial mouth to mouth breathing by Mrs Flannigan and her sister Eileen. Another innocent victim of this terrible recession.

I was thinking there today, that you never hear about dogs getting sexualy transmitted diseases, and they don't use condoms do they?  I wonder if they refuse to use them on religious grounds or if it's because they have difficulty putting them on? I suppose they could easily pierce them with their claws. Me own pug was a  lapsed Zoroastrian. Poor owl Father Brennan used the same condom for three years till he had to get a new one. He must have saved  himself a good few bob, and in the current economic climate, who can blame him?

I  was sure this was about erections! I'm so dissapointed now[:(]

We are spending like mad things here! We even bought two rhubarb tarts yesterday and we only needed one. We never even gave it a second thought, and we would do it again too!

She's a fine doorful of a woman. Pat O'Sullivan, County Kildare.  

Frenchie, that is a lovely little pug in his green outfit, very like meself today[:)] They have a saying in County Kerry "if a man looks like a dog, you can be sure he will lick his own balls"  I am full of green Guiness at the moment, so I hope you will excuse me spelling and stuff. Me dearest Mrs Animal, Shur I have done a quare bit of  jigging today and I shall be doing a good bit more if me lucks in tonight! Do them French lads celebrate St Patricks day? Did you see all the butterflies that are out today? Mrs Animal, will you be doing any jigging today? I hope you do, and that Frenchie too! [kiss]

"Up the Irish" said the owl whore to me today. Shur, I've been up a good few of them says I to her.

Well, the sun is shining here and I'm wearing me green crushed velvet suit and me unluckiest green nylon knickers (I don't want to pull today) I have a new dog and a new giant hibiscus. May you all be free of snakes on this and every day.  Sláinte!

[quote user="odile"]Could somebody kindly post a picture of a G. so we can compare and make an informed decision. (not that it would make any difference to the basic principle) [/quote] So, what's your informed decision? What about Iceni? Can you tell me where you see the resemblance?   [IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c45/Furryknickers/_44299442_golly1203.jpg[/IMG]

[quote user="Iceni"][quote user="J.Rs gone native"] ..did the black tennis player actually look like a gollywog? [/quote] Yes - but never let a fact get in the way of a news item. John [/quote] Here he is! Actually, he is quite cute and reminds me of a young Mohammed Ali. [IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c45/Furryknickers/tenniseurosportopenaustpy6.jpg[/IMG]

[quote user="Iceni"][quote user="J.Rs gone native"] ..did the black tennis player actually look like a gollywog? [/quote] Yes - but never let a fact get in the way of a news item. John [/quote] John, can you post a picture of the tennis player that you say does look like a golliwog?

[quote user="cooperlola"] I think it would be a pity if we couldn't have this debate, and I'm happy to keep banging on about it until hell freezes over because I think it's important.   I also think it's a pity we still are discussing it in the 21st century when I, for one, would have hoped that everybody would agree that if some members of a group of people are offended by being called a particular name, then it is only reasonable to stop calling them by it.  So why, when the one or two black people who (goodness knows why, given the prevalent attitude) post on here, tell everybody that they find the g word to be offensive when used to describe them, do those who have no idea what it is like to be discriminated against because of their skin colour, continue to insist that it's OK?  [/quote] Mrs Lola, I really thought I would not comment any further on this, but again you are the rose in a pile of dirt (as they say in Kildare) Cynthia has had her posts twisted by the Russethouse and that airplane lad. Cynthia is white, and I have to say, fairly red sometimes too! Now she feels very strongly about this subject and has said she will not mingle (even virtually) with these kind of people any longer (she is very proud) It seems that the rare black and half Asian posts are  deemed to be racist for objecting to being called golliwogs. Cynthia is being called a racist for being embarrassed to be white because of the attitude of the racist posters on here. I am completely shocked by the pro golliwoggers on Living France. I am not bothered by being called "curry knickers" I do wear knickers after all, and they are covering me Indian parts and you do associate curry with India. But as has been said before, I would resent being called golliwog and Mrs Gupta has confirmed the same. Now I may have mentioned the time she was attacked by a gang of white yoots in Birmingham. She was beaten and kicked and was called "f***ing paki scum" and told to "f**k off back to paki land" there was a lot worse and they even set fire to her hair before they left, now forgive me for judging them on this one event (they may well never have done anything like that before or since) I am prepared to give them the benefit of the doubt (for now) Because after all, they may well have just done this on the spur of the moment and are probably really lovely lads[:D]

We have a lad in Dingle that believes the  horses will rule Kerry again. He says that when the horses regain control over Dingle, it will have an abdominal effect that will run into the whole of Kerry and ultimately, the whole of Ireland. Will I ever see this in me own lifetime? I just don't know! What I do know is that a small group of about 14 ponies have been gathering in Goat Street every monday night with torches and maps of the town and 2 way radios. They say to me as I meander past them "would you fight for your country" I tell them that I own no country and that no country owns me! Now why would they ask me that? I have never had reason to be alarmed or intimidated at the sight of a gang of horses in Dingle, but could the lad be right? Horse power, should we Irish be worried?

He's got no balls either[:(]

[quote user="nectarine"]A lovely idea and I hate to be a killjoy, but if this was being paid for out of council funds then I would be protesting, there's certainly better things to be spending public money on at the moment. If however, this is a private enterprise, then good luck to them. However, I do think that public spending on the arts should be one of the first things to be cut if there is a recession.[/quote] And thank God it's not being paid for by the TV licence payer either! Eurostar are paying for the horse. Why a horse anyway? why not a gorgeous giraffe? It's always horses with that crowd. I bet the TV licence payers would have preferred a giraffe.

[quote user="powerdesal"] You are weird, but I am glad you find it all so amusing. [/quote] Thanks[8-|]

[quote user="powerdesal"] How?????? [/quote] You just make me laugh like I'm a mad thing[:D] Stop, I can't breathe for laughing so much[:D][:D]

[quote user="just john "]or gelded in the case of the Lloyds black horse[;-)][/quote] Shur that's a woman horse anyway!

[quote user="powerdesal"]Cynthia, It matter not a jot to me what your race, skin colour, religious persuasion or dietary wishes are but I find your 'anti-white' comment to be seriously racist, totally unacceptable and way out of line. I would ask for an apology but I suspect I would be wasting my time. [/quote] [:D] You're funny!

[quote user="just john "]provocative ? woolybanana[Www][/quote] Maybe they chose a white horse to cut costs? A black one would have a much bigger penis[:-))]

[quote user="Russethouse"]Perhaps Coops and ~ would like to say what they would have done if they had been in the  green room with Carol Thatcher ?[/quote] God, she won't let it alone, will she! Have you seen a black lad yet and called him that name? Could you video the response and post it on the forum? [kiss]

[quote user="just john "] Of course it has been done before about 300 years ago  wiltshire white horse , and there was a real man  cerne-abbas-giant. ; something more original might be a sea horse  civic heraldry kent. [8-|] [/quote] Now that Cerne Abbas lad, he has a fine one indeed! He looks a bit excited there mind[:)]

Yeah, it's gone far enough! It's causing people to turn on one another, and that's not right!