Ethan1971

The grandkids went to visit their grandparents one night. There was grandpa sitting on the front porch in his easy chair with no pants on. Kids said, "Grandpa, what is wrong? You are sitting here naked from the waist down." Grandpa said nothing, just turned his head in another direction. "Grandpa," kids tried again, "why are you sitting there with no pants on?" Grandpa turned to face the kids. Slowly he explained, "Last week, I sat on the porch right here in this same chair with no shirt on. Sat for about an hour. Got a stiff neck....this was your grandma's idea."

Hi, When playing new courses I do like the following: Not to many blind shots when course knowledge is limited. Good facilities - refreshment stands and buggies especially in the summer. Value for money (getting what you pay for) - if the cost is high then the standard of the course must be top quality. I prefer not to play next to main roads due to traffic noise but other than that as long as the course is well maintained can live without views. Regards, Ethan

I went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said 'I bet you £5 you can't guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf'. ' I'm not gambling!' I said, 'The steaks are too high'

I wouldn't look at Spain the cost of new/used cars is very expensive.

Another great Tim Vine joke: I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

Paxos here I come!

I wanted to be a milkman - but I didn't have the bottle

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife and she said to me, "How many potatoes would you like?". I said "Ooh, I'll just have one please". She said "It's OK, you don?t have to be polite" "Alright" I said "I'll just have one then, you stupid cow"

I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.

I bought a train ticket and the driver said "Eurostar" I said "Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin? Still, at least it's comfortable on Eurostar, it's murder on the Orient Express...

Thanks again - will have a good look on line at those suggested areas to get a feel for it. Then properly investigate with a visit. We have holidayed regularly in both Port Grimaud and Nice but not really investigated in towns in between.

Thank you for the reply I was really considering down towards Port Grimaud or an area that could take advantage of the Bay of St Tropez. I think that it may be a bit to far from the airport (especially with the summer traffic). The main idea for the post was to get some suggested areas so I can plan a bit of time to take a proper look on the coast and get an idea of cost and location. I think that it looks like another rental in Nice with a few pins in the map around that area to see what is available locally and maybe slightly inland.

Hi, I am new to this forum and am looking to buy a property (3 bedrooms) in the Cote D'Azur within an hour and a half of Nice Airport. It will be for family holidays and holiday lets. Has anyone got any advice on which areas of the region seem to have good occupancy rates and also on the current state of the property market. Thanks