just john Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 "en 68 on était jeunes, rapides et beaux, aujourd'hui on est seulement... beaux !!".''in 68 we were young, beautiful and fast, today there is only ... beautiful!". Clay Regazzoni to Jean Pierre Beltoise reportedly 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I'll throw this pebble into the pond and see what the ripples are....If you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.Margaret Thatcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Treat a woman like a horse, and a horse like a woman, then they'll both work for you - Elizabeth Arden [8-|] (she said it, not me!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemonimo Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Be the person your dog thinks you are. Origin unknown. Well to me, anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britgirl Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 The male is a domesticated animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. Jilly Cooper[blink] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Why do women spend years changing a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? Barbra Streisand [8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britgirl Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannotbe changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, andthe wisdom to distinguish the one from the other.Reinhold Niebuhr, in a sermon in 1943US Protestant theologian (1892 - 1971) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 "Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book; inside of a dog, it's very dark" Groucho Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renaud Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 "Things got so bad that we almost had to do something" Roger Walters in the Pink Floyd documentary last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 "Le mariage est la principale cause de divorce."Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 and"Les chaînes du mariage sont si lourdes qu'il faut être trois pour les porter." Sacha Guitry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older.What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much [8-|]- Malcolm Cowley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted June 9, 2008 Author Share Posted June 9, 2008 "To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Yes he is my brother but he is my younger brother by several centuries. - Albert Schweitzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceni Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 A woman, a dog, and a walnut tree, The more you beat 'em, the better they be.John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedon Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Lifting damages your health, especially if caught doing it here.Please don't ask for credit as a smack in the mouth often offends.Both quotes used to be posted in my local car spares shop. The originals were probably not by anybody famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 If you are going through hell, keep going. - Churchill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 "Aspire to Inspire before you Expire".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday Driver Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Marriage is a romance where the hero dies in the first chapter...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkkent Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Not so much a quotation as a put down. But I wish it were mine.Earl of Sandwich: 'Pon my honor, Wilkes, I don't know whether you'll die on the gallows or of the pox. John Wilkes: That must depend, my Lord, upon whether I first embrace your Lordship's principles, or your Lordship's mistresses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted January 5, 2010 Author Share Posted January 5, 2010 "Strange to say what delight we married people have, to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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