just john Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 [quote user="britgirl"] Think a visit by Gok or Trinny and Susannah might be be something for your 'friend'to consider.[Www] [/quote]Sucks to Socks, I don't have the kind of equipment Gok or Trinny and Susannah usually work with . . especially not Gok![:P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbles Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Just wondered ....... what sort of equipment does Gok have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 [quote user="bubbles"]Just wondered ....... what sort of equipment does Gok have?[/quote][quote user="just john "] the kind of equipment Gok or Trinny and Susannah usually work with . . especially not Gok![:P] [/quote]Usually they both work with tasteless disproportionates of the female species, whilst occasionally (rarely[:$]) it maybe fun to watch these poor ladies being moulded, ''my friend'' certainly is no lady and especially not for Gok's hands![:-))]thinks ''must find some new 'emotions' '' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoddy Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Seeing those shorts made me forget all about socks. While we're at it can we ban shorts and trousers with pockets on the legs ?I can't do emoticons.Hoddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayennaise Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 [quote user="Hoddy"]Seeing those shorts made me forget all about socks. While we're at it can we ban shorts and trousers with pockets on the legs ? I can't do emoticons. Hoddy[/quote] Why?? I think they are very fetching - Mr Mayo likes them cos he refuses to use a 'man bag' - but they do tend to droop a bit it they are used for heavy stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Well, come on, it is either that or a tool belt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Zoff Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Someone said you can keep tools in a jockstrap but I think that's boll ocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayennaise Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 [quote user="Alan Zoff"]Someone said you can keep tools in a jockstrap but I think that's boll ocks.[/quote] it isn't if you come from Scotland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbles Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Looking forward to Burns' Night. Might be able to give the definitive answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tancrède Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 [quote user="sweet 17"]Well, I don't know the answer. Do you? [/quote]Yes - but I don't claim any credit for this; it is merely a blind but successful following of the omniscient practices of the Great Aunts.Naturally wash them gently, and in water which is not too hot. But the crucial detail is in the drying. Do not dry stockings, pullovers, woollens, or anything that is inclined to shrink by hanging them on a line. This is an almost infallible way of causing them to shrink. Dry them by laying them out flat, and they will not shrink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardengirl Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Ours all go in the washing machine at a low temperature, including walking socks.In cold or wet weather they go into the tumble dryer for a very short while. They are then stretched and hung over the drying rack, either inside or out, depending on the weather. I do dry jumpers etc flat but not socks. It's rare for any of our socks to shrink - can't remember the last time it happened. Disappear between rack and sock drawers, yes; shrink, no - although I suppose disappearing is the ultimate in shrinkage! [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardengirl Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Ours all go in the washing machine at a low temperature, including walking socks.In cold or wet weather they go into the tumble dryer for a very short while. They are then stretched and hung over the drying rack, either inside or out, depending on the weather. I do dry jumpers etc flat but not socks. It's rare for any of our socks to shrink - can't remember the last time it happened. Disappear between rack and sock drawers, yes; shrink, no - although I suppose disappearing is the ultimate in shrinkage! [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Zoff Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You wash them twice and they STILL don't shrink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gluestick Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Our everyday knives, forks and spoons (particularly tea spoons) seem to vanish with the same boring monotony as my socks: and spare Christmas cards.One day I am convinced, I will find a hidden and forgotten cupboard, chock full of odd socks, various cutlery and gash Christmas cards!Either that or somewhere in the house lies a crack into another time, caused by a collision between the space-time continuum and Mrs Gluey's shopping list.P.S. If anyone spots a picture of a dinosaur wearing odd socks and waving teaspoons I want to know![:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 After years of having odd bits of wrapping paper and birthday cards in different locations around the house I eventally bit the bullet and dedicated a largish draw plus one smaller one to wrapping paper and cards, once collated I realised that I have cards for every occaision except the birth of a baby boy ! I also keep a tin with ribbons, bows and tags in the same draw, and try to only buy a couple of rolls of paper specifically for Christmas and use plain colors and less specific decors as we get closer to Christmas. Red is useful as red and blue or red and black look smart, and its easy to make look good all year....As for socks - I long ago surrendered to the sock fairy ![8-)] Lakeland sell clips to keep socks together in the wash, or use a netting bag (as sold for underwear) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardengirl Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I remember those sock clips, Russethouse. When the boys were still at home we used them; otherwise socks for four of us caused such problems! I quite like the socks OH has taken to wearing, grey with coloured heel and toe areas. I rib him that they're to help him to remember what day it is, as there are seven pairs in a pack with each pair a different colour!I subscribe to Pierre ZFP's theory as to why socks disappear and coat hangers mount up:''Socks are just the larval form of hangers' [geek] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 http://www.lakeland.co.uk/20-lakeland-sock-mates/F/C/washing-laundry/product/22897Sockmates ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 6, 2011 Author Share Posted February 6, 2011 Just been able to come back on line and pick up on this thread.I'm going to try Gengulphus' advice to dry them FLAT. Thinking about it, all my jumpers, etc that have shrunk have all been slung on the line. I guess it's my indifferent standards of housewifery that's at fault. [:(]I remember a Welsh saying: there's no grain in her washing. Don't quite know what "grain" in this sense is but you can kind of guess at the meaning because the next statement is: as for 'er 'usband, he do 'ave to shift for himself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 12, 2011 Author Share Posted February 12, 2011 I've come back to report that a combination of GG's and Gengulphus' advice seems to have worked.Stretch the socks whilst damp and dry flat.I hope this might help to restore peace to the Zoff household. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Zoff Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 It could be one thing off the list, at least.I've even obtained some of those plastic peg thingies (not Lakeland ones but do the same job), so I'm looking forward not only to having socks that still fit but matching pairs as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted February 12, 2011 Author Share Posted February 12, 2011 What are these plastic peg thingies, Alan?Now that I am told not to roll the socks one inside the other, I need to stop the pairs getting mixed up. Please say where these things are to be had? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Zoff Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I got them off Ebay. If you Google: "Ebay Laundry Clip Mixed Colours" that should get you to the Ebay page.Or you can get the posher ones through Lakeland - see RussetHouse's link above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keni Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Been married 20 odd years, never had a missing sock problem until we moved to France - and then my socks keep disappearing - once seems to go each wash - decided the washing machine eats them or, accordng to Terry Pratchett, it's the sock fairy - but I don'r get a 'gloing' when one vanishes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardengirl Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 [quote user="Keni"]Been married 20 odd years, never had a missing sock problem until we moved to France - and then my socks keep disappearing - once seems to go each wash - decided the washing machine eats them or, accordng to Terry Pratchett, it's the sock fairy - but I don'r get a 'gloing' when one vanishes![/quote]Don't you receive coat hangers when your socks go missing Keni? We have dozens of coat hangers from from when socks went missing! Years ago they were always wire coat hangers, but in these modern times they are all plastic! We lose socks in French and in English! [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keni Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Yeh, come to think of it we do seem to have a load more coathangers than we started with ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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