PossumGirl Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.(edited to add the punchline!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Good start to a Sunday! [:D] [:D] [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Trollope Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 So this is a smokers lounge now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Yes. Hope you're wearing your smoking jacket.[img]http://www.easleys.com/ProductImages/adult_costumes/pimps/fw1445smokejacket1870.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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