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The minister for redressing France is angry!


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Mr Hollande's clown, well, one of the many, is angry, very angry and has stamped his expensively shoed foot.

As many of you will remember, some time ago he appeared in the press dressed in a striped tee shirt of the type worn by sailors in musicals or on the hunt for sex, holding a machine of some sort. The reason being that both were Made in France.

But, horror of horrors, he has just discovered that the football shirts to be worn by the French team at the World Cup in Brazil and which are provided by their sponsor, Nike, at great expense, are made in the FAR EAST.

Nike simply told him to sod off as noone in France made these football shirts anyway......

Redressing France was never so difficult, particularly with a clown in charge!
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And now the cretin has introduced a new phrase to punish those who have multiple residences and businesses outside France. They should repatriate their holdings in the name of 'patriotisme fiscal' , which means that they can be spied on, their funds plundered and the government can threaten them more effectively.

In the latest takeover battle in the mobile fone industry, a company which he does not favour has been granted favoured status to negotiate for the deal. His immediate response was that the head of said company would 'subir a controle fiscale' which is the nastiest form of blackmail you can imagine.
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Yes, very angry isn't he.

The blinkers the members of the this current government wear ensure that they can only 'just' see the end of their own noses and absolutely no further. IMO they are useless and I have seen quite a few french governments, they really are the worst.

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