SaligoBay Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 I thought I'd already posted this, but must have got timed out Old lags will know this, but here goes anyway. The French equivalent of Knock Knock jokes go like this:Q. Monsieur et Madame Célère ont un fils, comment il s'appelle?A. Jacques.(Jacques Célère = j'accélère)Here's your starter for 10..... Monsieur et Madame Zetofrey ont une fille, comment elle s'appelle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 A. Annie(Annie Zetofray = anisette au frais) ??give me a few minutes to think of the next starter . . . .Stew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 voila - Monsieur et Madame Nonce ont une fille, comment elle s'appelle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Petite Anne Nonce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted October 11, 2004 Author Share Posted October 11, 2004 [quote]A. Annie(Annie Zetofray = anisette au frais) ??give me a few minutes to think of the next starter . . . .Stew[/quote]Okay, I'll give you that one!I was thinking of Melanie Zetofrey - met l'anisette au frais. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 And I thought Neil's Petit Anne Nonce was better than my intended Jeanne Nonce (j'annonce)Stew(racking his brains for a new starter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted October 11, 2004 Author Share Posted October 11, 2004 This one's too easy...Monsieur et Madame Tare ont un fils, comment il s'appelle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Old French/English knock, knock....Frap, Frap!"Qui est là?""Tur!""Tur qui?"Mark61120 (but unfortunately stuck in a suburb of Paris for 5 months and it's too far to commute). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 [quote]This one's too easy... Monsieur et Madame Tare ont un fils, comment il s'appelle?[/quote]OK I'll bite - Guy TareMonsieur et Madame Amaitroteau ont un fils, comment il s'appelle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 Nope, you've got me there, Stew, unless I resort to a webpage full of them... no no, that just wouldn't be cricket, would it!Ummm, 6am est trop tot?Put me out of my misery, this is worse than Derrida! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaligoBay Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 Nope, you've got me there, Stew, unless I resort to a webpage full of them... no no, that just wouldn't be cricket, would it!Ummm, 6am est trop tot?Put me out of my misery, this is worse than Derrida! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I hope its worth the wait - A. Serge. (Serge Amaitroteau - C'est jamais trop tot)OK - you startStew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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