Dog Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Viz style tip No 1Save a euro on every visit to the supermarket - yes it is possible.Instead of paying one euro for a trolley simply wait for all the trolleys to go until there is one left.Take this one - you do not have to pay to unlock it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 But you get your euro back when you return the trolley anyway. [8-)] Also most people have jetons not euros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 Christine you are a lovely lady but obviously not a Viz reader.This gives some examples of Viz Top Tips....http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/dancannon/jokes/Stupid/Viz_Top_Tips.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Okay, sorry! [:D] Give us a link to Viz then. [geek] (I did think you were turning a bit daft [:P] ). [kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 [quote user="Christine Animal"]Okay, sorry! [:D] Give us a link to Viz then. [geek] (I did think you were turning a bit daft [:P] ). [kiss] [/quote] Didn't you mean even more daft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punch Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I wish they hadn't done away with my favourite comic strip " Thieving Gypsy B******* " . That was so funny I havn't seen a copy in years but have an old annual that is good toilet reading ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 [quote user="Dog"]This gives some examples of Viz Top Tips....http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/dancannon/jokes/Stupid/Viz_Top_Tips.html[/quote]I've got tears rolling down my cheeks reading those, brilliant."An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes aninexpensive vibrator".Sister S. Berwick, Blackrod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancer Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 [quote user="Dog"]Viz style tip No 1Save a euro on every visit to the supermarket - yes it is possible.Instead of paying one euro for a trolley simply wait for all the trolleys to go until there is one left.Take this one - you do not have to pay to unlock it![/quote]Sorry dog the last one is always fixed to something very sturdy with a chain or similar and cannot be used, well actually you could use bolt cutters but it will be the broken one.If the last one were not fixed you could walk off with the lot and weigh them in [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 You're not a Viz reader either then J.R. [8-|] "Fool passers by into thinking you keep a bird of prey by walking downthe street wearing a leather gauntlet, waving a piece of raw meat inyour hand and constantly looking up into the sky." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 Sorry dog the last one is always fixed to something very sturdy with a chain or similar and cannot be used, well actually you could use bolt cutters but it will be the broken one.If the last one were not fixed you could walk off with the lot and weigh them in [:D] Bloomin non matching quotesI would never have thought about this except at LIDL yesterday I took the last trolley and it was not secured. I guess at other stores they may be. I would like to point out I only go to LIDL for the South African Pinotage at about 1.80 a bottle, stonking full bodied stuff and 14%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 My faourite is "Don't bother to wash or to iron your shirt - give it to OXFAM - then buy it back a few days later for 50p washed, ironed and neatly folded". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 [quote user="Punch"]I wish they hadn't done away with my favourite comic strip " Thieving Gypsy B******* " . That was so funny I havn't seen a copy in years but have an old annual that is good toilet reading ![/quote]Modern parents was funny, Sid the Sexist and The Fat Slags not forgetting Roger Melly the Man on The Telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plod Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Is that Pinotage back then? They had some SA and Chilean wines as well a while ago. Very good value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I normally walk around with my goods in my arms until I spot a trolley that has been left unattended, pinch it dump the goods put my own in ... so I save a euro and make a euro [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 [quote user="Christine Animal"] You're not a Viz reader either then J.R. [8-|] "Fool passers by into thinking you keep a bird of prey by walking downthe street wearing a leather gauntlet, waving a piece of raw meat inyour hand and constantly looking up into the sky."[/quote] Christine you have grasped the bird by the horns- u-r a Viz reader. I am in tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I did hesitate between that and the Oxfam shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 [quote user="Christine Animal"]I did hesitate between that and the Oxfam shirt. [/quote] Christine you are a saint. Go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Animal Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Good night den. [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 I am your dog take it as evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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