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  1. I googled the address you gave, and came up with WHO the consulate is.

    Go onto www.pagesjaunes.fr, then click on pages blanches, and enter the embassy name, and town and dept 92.

    Once it gives the details, click on plan.

    The one it gave me was via "Mappy" which allows you to zoom in or out. There appear to be Metro statios, and an RER station within easy walking distance.

    As for hotels, I've always found that an online booking at a chain in Paris, Climat, Ibis, etc is easy and the standard is reliable. Price is OK too.  I've been in three different ones, and all were within a spit of the metro.You can eat out cheap in Paris, go to Boulevard St Michel and walk away from the Seine for a HUGE choice of food and prices.

    I DID note that the address you want is close to the Bois de Boulogne. To be avoided after dark[;-)]

    Spongebob

  2. Ho ho, aren't we having fun here?

    Yes I inadvertantly signed off, in a drunken stupour, as "Alcazar", having been looking at one of his very interesting and informative, and well thought out posts earlier[:P]

    I've decided to edit it to stop anyone else getting the WRONG idea[:D]

    Speeding? Know nothing about that, and wouldn't DREAM of arguing about it. Speed kills, don't you know?[:P]

    Spongebob

    Odd, my emoticons didn't appear properly the first time. Let's try again.......

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

  3. [quote user="Dick Smith"]Oh for goodness sake...

    Why don't you stop giving me advice? I said I didn't recognise any irony in a statement, not that I don't recognise it in general. I do. Many different sorts. Do you know how many varieties of irony there are? I won't patronise you by going through them.

    Pack in the patronising of me, please.
    [/quote]

    OOOOOH Dick, you little monkey...........well your avatar is[:P]

    Spongebob

  4. [quote user="Tresco"][quote user="Spongebob"]

    I'm afraid Alcazar is no longer with us. He seems to have been banned indefinitely for questioning and being rude to a moderator with red hair...........

    Spongebob

    [/quote]

    Spongebob, you seem to be really interested in Alcazar.

    Quite a few of your posts refer to him. In fact you even signed off using his name, rather than 'Spongebob' as you usually do. 

    Is there anything you want to tell us about this 'special relationship'?

    http://www.completefrance.com/cs/forums/4/753630/ShowPost.aspx#753630     6th post on the page.

    [/quote]

    Nope, he's just a good mate, and I see quite a bit of him. Best not to question the forum running though as posted above. Back to a few girly posts, eh?[:P]

    SB

  5. [quote user="PossumGirl"]That is so bad I may be groaning all day!!!!  Are you sure you haven't been channeling my grandfather, Sponge?

    PG
    [/quote]

    Is it SO old? I got it from another forum........

    Spongebob

  6. [quote user="Alexis"]

    I watched it.

    France were very, very unlucky to not be allowed their first four goals.  Not their fault they were in the wrong spot at the wrong time.

    Scotland seemed to need a steadying hand every few minutes the way they held on to the French side.  Then, all of a sudden, their elbows would jerk up into the French sides faces and then their legs would go from under them and accidentally trip the French side up.

    Then, because of their bad memories, they couldn't explain their actions to the ref.  (and wasn't HE cute???)

    Scotland must have some maladie or other.  Mad Footballer's Disease?

    [/quote]

    [:D] Sits back and opens popcorn...........

    Spongebob

  7. A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

    His English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of Concrete.

    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
    No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland.
    Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.(Sorry about the racism)

    Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.
    What makes you think that? I got proof.

    What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at Drugstore
    and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"

    Spongebob

  8. Just had a quick look for you on www.voyages-sncf.com, AFTER I verified with my atlas exactly where Epernay was.

    Firstly, I can't see the point in going to Epernay. It's ESE of Paris, so not on any direct route to Nevers OR Bourges.

    As I thought, the webite gave Eurostar to Paris Gare Du Nord, a trip across Paris to Gare De Lyon, then a short hop to Nevers or Bourges, with a cost of around €250 return per person.

    Spongebob

  9. Ask around, or look on www.pagesjaunes.fr for a local scierie, (sawmill).

    Either go and see the boss there, or ask him to come and visit, to give you advice.

    It's what we did, and the guy at ours is now a good friend too. Free advice and good service.

    I have 75 sq m of chestnut flooring waiting fitting............now where was that advert for a secondhand flooring nailer? I already have the clamps...........

    Spongebob

  10. You could try pressing the boot lid shut VERY hard, while pulling/pushing/manipulating the piece of cloth out.

    Failing that, do you have RAC type cover?

    Failing THAT a bodyshop, or dealership will open it........for a price.

    Spongebob

  11. Hi, when we bought our house, the seller told us all about the new fosse septique he'd fitted. It lived in one of the barns.

    After a couple of years and having decided to build outwards into said barn, we investigated it a bit more carefully. It consisted of a 1000 litre catchment tank, and a concrete cast spiral gravel filter.  Only toilet waste went into it, the grey water emptied into the local hedge bottom.OK for one old lady, but hopeless for a family, or a couple and friends.

    It did tend to smell a bit in hot weather too.

    We had a new Tous Eaux one fitted and filled in the old one.

    Spongebob

  12. [quote user="Diva Star"]

    [quote user="verviale"]Talking of exclusions, I am suprised you have not been excluded from the forum Chris, your avatar has  an obscene slant in one paticular direction,  when glanced at from afar, lets hope the mods have not noticed, I wouldn,t want to dob you in or anything.[/quote]

    He has to have it like that to tackle this

    [/quote]

     

    Good grief! I've always wondered where baby trees came from............

    I'm SURE I saw a scene like that in "The Evil Dead" some years back.[:$]

    Spongebob.

  13. [quote user="Derkins"]Thanks, can you recommend any better places to live, what about near Limoges?
    [/quote]

    Dunno, really, I've only ever lived here in the North Midlands and southern Haute Vienne.

    Unfortunately, wherever you live, if it's mild weather, you'll get flies. I killed two last night at a pubquiz near here, and we are in October[:(]

    Spongebob.

    PS: I'd LIKE to live in the Vaucluse near Isle sur la Sorgue, but I met someone on holiday last year who lived there, a French lady. She didn't recommend it on the grounds of:

    Tourists in the tourist season,[Www]

    Too hot in summer[8-)]

    Inflated prices.[:(]

    You can't please everyone, eh?

  14. Warm and wettish summer, mild Autumn so far...........flies![+o(]

    There are still a few around here in the UK too.[:(]

    Of course, it'll also depend on where.......were  you anywherer near a farm, at all? Our property has a fair few, including some little ******s that bit like someone pricking you with a red hot needle, and we neighbour a beef farm.

    Spongebob.

    Oh, and why buy in Dordogneshire? There are FAR nicer places[;-)]

     

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