leedstyke

Hi Thanks a lot for that. Regards LT

13 Days 20 Hours and 20 minutes to go.   COME ON ENGLAND !  (and France of course)

REPENT !!!!!  The end is nigh. Theres a comet coming. Watch out or you may end up with a fridge on your ed. And ****** Ive run out of Mars bars.

Whats happening, arent you all supposed to be dead by now ? Maybe its today ?

Hope you had plenty of beers in.

Hi mate And Tykes went down. Times is ard up north.

Brilliant Laffed me towel off.

Bloomin eck its in French (have you got Welsh version) and my head urts too much at moment - Ill read it later. Dont seem to be many musicians on this forum do there. Ive put an ad in local free English paper which will be out in June , but at this rate Im not too optimistic. Did you notice that our director of Rugby (Phil Davis - famous ex Wales player) has left to go back to Wales, with the Scarlets I believe). As a Welsh person I dare you to say in public that you arent interested in Rugy. Where in 81 are you (Dont really know the area). Im near St. Jean D Angely in Charente Maritime.(17).

Whats An Octave ?  (Just joking) Are you too young to remember the Film ZULU. The zulus attack and the Welsh regiment (God bless em)  break into Men Of Harlech (With Ivor - Dont you remember the Wesh geezer) taking lead tenor. I just wondered if , without him, our brave lads might have been outsung. (Dont know why I bother - brain the size of a planet - youll be telling me you havnt seen Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy next).. Go on then give me a couple of quick verbal tips on how to improve my magical vocal talent.

Hi You  Dragon, Do you seriously think you can teach ME anything about singing mon amie. And by the way heres an intellectual teaser for you - Do you think the Zulus would have won if we hadnt had Ivor Emmanuel ? Ive got a headache today - too much cheap German beer last night. About 28P a pint.

Yes I did know all that. and yes I do speak French, clever clogs. (7 years of it at school just before Crimean War) Are you Welsh all obsessed with poultry ? Who is this SYDD anyway ? I noticed on another thread that you have singing lessons. Do you think this is beneficial. Being a natural I never felt the need. Anyway, I think Ive just about recovered from the assault (by Welsh) from all corners of the forum that Katie promised. (Well two of you anyway). Keep practising the Chevalier. Regards Me. 

Third verse gets better, Going on about going down the pub . Is SYDD as hard as you say he is ?

Thanks again Twink. Got as far as first two lines of anthem. Something about Poultry and facial hair ?

That Was John Redwood My love. A right plonker like all the Tories.

Thanks very much for that. I just knew it would be simple and straightforward.                                 NOT 

Excellent But how do you get the work and are there complications with tax etc. If its too private send me a private E-mail. Perhaps we could do an Edith piaf / maurice chevalier tribute. Can you do Maurice Chevalier.  

Hi Twink. Just noticed onprofile that you are a singer. Tell me more. Do you work in France. If so tell me about complications - e.g. Tax, declaring music or whatever. Do you have an agent. How do you get gigs. Do you sing in Welsh and that sort of thing.  

Browd ? Actually I have a good  real-life example of Welsh friendliness, wit an repartee. We (Tykes) had just beat Pontypridd (or however you spell it) in a cup game with 3 tries in the last 5 minutes. In the pub near the Headingley ground after the game I walked past a group of their supporters on the way for a leek (sorry leak). Conversation went something like this -   Me (affable Yorkshire sports supporter) -  Good Game Boys   Them -  errrrruuuuughpaaaa possibly this loses something in translation from the Gallic, but I think I got the gist. THERE WILL BE A WELCOME IN THE HILLSIDES SORT OF THING. By the way when I asked why you are all in France I just realised (Pays De Galles). You are all French in sheeps clothing. Anyway what are you doing on my thread if not a musician. NOTE THAT  Dave started all this - lit the blue touch paper and ******** off. 

Youre out of tune. If missionary is too hard, try facon du chien.

Im going out for a while now but feel free to continue having a go at me while im gone. If Wales is so good , how come you are all over here ?

Oh yes , I think Wales in funny.

By the way, my wifes 2 sisters are coming over soon from Haverfordwest. They both married Welsh men. Hard life this missionary work. (take that whichever way you want) Regards from LeedsTyke and as you probably noticed Leedstykes got relegated from the RU premier division this year, so dont mention Rugby.

YES I like it. At least one WP with a sense of humour then. Were your grandparents English ? 

OOooooooh  DIRE - Yes thats the point. Did you hear the one about the sheep ?[:P]

By the way have you played at La bonne chauffe bar near Cognac.