Oh my goodness! I don't really know what to say, sure made us giggle though. Just 2 immediate questions spring to mind; 1, does it seemed to have any affects at all (on the hornets and not, bless him, your son)? and 2, did your wife have a camera to hand as I think I may have done if Geoff had given it ago? All ideas still welcome - but we don't promise to follow any of them and of course we are not getting away from the fact that these are very dangerous blighters either, before anyone thinks we are. Emma x