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Weedon has very kindly allowed me to use his access to the forum to post this.  I have packed my worms (or lunch as we call it) for the long journey to the ferry hoping to cross the channel.  I refuse to use the tunnel!!

 

 

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I am hoping to bring back pictures of my holiday to show you.........Byeeeeeeee.

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He's already gone Mrs A, that was him disappearing up the lane.  And good riddance to the little git as he's made a right mess of my garden.  I am praying the customs turn him back for lack of documentation.  I am already digging a trench around the perimeter.  If anybody sees his stupid little car on the way to Le Havre run it over.  I love animals, just not moles.

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  • 1 month later...
Sorry Cat but that's not Mo.

My contacts in the Norfolk Constabulary tell me this happens frequently at this time of year and this "creature" is actually a Bernard Matthews Premium Reared turkey in disguise having hidden away on a vehicle just boarding a StenaLine ferry from Harwich to the Hook of Holland.

The Dutch authorities have been alerted and this fellow will be apprehended and sent back upon arrival.

The last disguised turkey, on being off-loaded at Harwich docks uttered the immortal words God, I'm stuffed now!

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[IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/weedonwite/MoshouseC.jpg[/IMG]

He has made an offer on this one, which has been accepted.  The housing market over there is not so good at the moment so he got it dirt-cheap.  (And it came with no horns Mrs A, although with a bit of imagination it has google earth on it)[geek]

He looks so proud doesn't he, you could almost hug him?

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[IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/weedonwite/MoshouseA.jpg[/IMG]

The closest we can get to the inside is this shot.  You know what moles are, they hate to let you see inside a dirty house.

He reckons he is having a bit of trouble digging at the moment.

I hear he has had to hire another car as he plans to drive to the West country, something about trying to find some bloke called Nigel on a pier?  I haven't a clue what he is on about.

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