krusty Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Before he leaves the white house , have you heard this one ?Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.""OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President George Dubya Bush. He was drowning and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward. The first boy wanted 10,000 dollars so the President gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy just that. The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not disabled.” The boy replied, “I shall be when my Dad finds out whose life I saved.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krusty Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 [:D] We shouldn't mock the afflicted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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